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From: Impossible
The nurse came along again. Link
yelled...
From: LikeWhoa2000
"I thought you were dead!" and then hit her with a
light arrow.
From: Impossible
But the light had really split her into three instead of one, so
Link had to shoot a light arrow at each one. And now there were
9! Link was about to shoot THEM but realized there were no arrows
left.
So he used the hookshot to pull her up to him and threw her in
the air Super Smash Bros style.
But there were still eight, and Din's fire wouldn't affect them
and Link was out of bombs. But then he found the nurse mask so he
put it on and tricked them into thinking that he was the one Link
killed. So he walked up to one of the 8 nurses, and stole a (if
you can't think of something really funny say knife)........
From: MEGA Articuno
.....he stole all of their hair. They get so mad they have a
deathmatch and they all die. THEN.....
From: MEGA Articuno
Then Barret from FF7 Land comes in the room and steals Link's bow
and all of his arrows. Link gets out his sling shot and shoots a
bullet down Barrets throat. Link steals back the bow and lights
the building on fire with Din's Fire. Then..................
From: Rachel the Goron
...then Rachel the Goron comes up to Link and says, "Dude,
that house is on fire. You should, like, call the fire department
or something." Link ignores me, i mean Rachel the Goron, and
then leaves. He finds a guy sitting by a small fire. This guy
is.....
From: MEGA Articuno
He is the 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 form of
Ganon!!! Ganon says, "KILL LINK" then smacks the goron
to goron city with the mystical Ganon mask. Then...............
From: Impossible
Then Dethl(the last boss of LA) comes along and swipes Link, who
then loses his Boomerang, bow and arrows and the slingshot so
Link couldn't beat him. But then the only living nurse of the 9
came along holding the knife Link was originally going to steal
from her. She said, "Dethl, baby, could you please sharpen
this. I need it to kill THIS GUY," she points to Link,
"so I can take his bottled fairies to give to the other
nurses and then kill Ganon, so I can take the Triforce of Power
and use it to kill you." Dethl replies with "Sure, I'll
d--" Link had picked up the Boomerang and killed them both.
Then....and for no apparent reason.........
From: LikeWhoa2000
he played Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and it was so terrible it made
you want to cry. Then he put on the LikeWhoa mask and beat the
game, and celebrated, since Navi left at the end of it. But he
forgot that it was only a game, and not him, and then..........
From: Impossible
He played Majora's Mask, forgetting that he's still in termina.
When he looks at a guy in the game that same person comes along
and says.....
From: Aekenon
LINK! Hyrule Castle is on fire! Come quick!
Link then says, "Get the @#%$ out of my house you
weirdo." Then Link stands up and.....
From: Rachel the Goron
...decides to go to McDonalds to
get some food. He gets a Happy Meal, and it has a Matchbox car in
it. As Link is playing with it, Ganon comes and steals his
matchbox car, and three of his french fries! Link chases Ganon
outside into the play place, and Ganon gets stuck in the slide as
Link stands there laughing throwing those little pink plastic
balls at him. Ronald McDonald comes up to Link and says,
"Excuse me, you two forgot to take your shoes off."
Then...