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Zelda novel still continued
From: Impossible
Link takes off the Iron Boots, throws
one on Ganon's head and the other on Ronald McDonald's head and
says, "there, I've taken off my shoes, are you happy
now?" Then...
From: Aekenon
..Somehow, link gets sucked into a 2D world!!
Link looks at himself and says....
From: LikeWhoa2000
"What happened? Oh, I never liked McDonalds," and he
went to Burger King. He asked what the toy was, and it was
barbie, so Link stayed away. He went back to McDonalds, and gave
some of his Pokeballs back, since kids can suffocate from them,
and got lots of free fries. But Ganon comes and says, "I
went to Burger King. If you guess what the toy was, then you can
have..."
From: Aekenon
This Triforce of Power!!! Now can you guess what it is?
Link thinks for a while then finally says, "I think you got
a....
From: Rachel the Goron
...Olympic Swimming Barbie!" But Ganon replied, "No! I
got a Happy Birthday Barbie! Ha ha ha, I get the Triforce of
Power and the Barbie!" But Link laughed at him and said,
"Keep your Barbie and your Triforce of Power. I have a
receipt for Majora's Mask, and it comes out today! Top that, big
nose!" "Big nose? How dare you! I have a receipt for
Playstation 2, and you don't!" "I don't care about
Playstation 2. What I do care about is...defeating you!!"
And Link kills Ganon with the Master Sword, steals the PS2
receipt and runs tothe store to get both of them. Of course, somebody
had to go to DBZ Land and wish back Ganon, he's so important, and
upon revival he...
From: Impossible
Goes to Burger King saying that his Barbie broke so he got given
a Gamecube & Zelda Cube in one token. Link came to steal it
and then gave him the PS2 saying it sucked because it wasn't made
by Nintendo and he wasn't in it. But Ganon destroys it(he thought
he could play Zelda games on it, he had a gameshark and was going
to use it so he could play as Ganon and take over Hyrule), and
Link says, "You're a cheater, and an idiot for thinking that
Sony would even be allowed to make a Zelda game!" He then
kills Ganon with a light arrow but he can't be wished back with
the Dragonballs again so Link laughs and says, "Sony just
lost a PS2, which means they wasted their money!
Hahahahaha!!" Link goes and buys a Gamecube and Zelda Game
with the token. He kills Ganon yet again, but this time the one
in the game. Then...
From: LikeWhoa2000
in Majora's Mask the skull kid transforms him into the deku
scrub. Crap. Anyway, Link shot his nuts at people, and blasted
bubbles at people, and thought it would be great to be evil. So
Link finally decided................
From: BahamutZERO
to go to a race track and bet on a crappy race car driver and
then shoot all the other drivers with his bubbles and win lots of
money then he went to a destruction derby where he watched cars
being totally destroyed and thought it was cool then........
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