Why does Mario have a Chocobo on his head?

THE KARATE KID PART II PUZZLES AND MAZES: Why would Powell's customers not want this? They must have stocked it where people couldn't find it. The only thing that would sell quicker would be a NEXT KARATE KID PUZZLES AND MAZES with cut-out Hilary Swank action.

Come on, it's still good....not every puzzle has been solved yet. I said not every; there are some parts already filled in. But that just means you can get to Mr. Miyagi's wisdom quicker.

Now this is a BIG, HUGE, HEAVY, FANCY, GLOSSY BOOK about the early years of filmmaking. It's also autographed!

But not by the author....by some random person.

It was signed by Tommy Phemalee on May 1, 2006, at Goodwill where the book was selling for $9.95. It takes some guts and quite a bit of ego to walk into a Goodwill and think "I'll autograph every huge book I find. With a flourish! For I am TOMMY PHEMALEE."

I like how awful this title sounds juxtaposed against the cheery layout.

"Kids? I need a book to instruct me on how to love you, because I can't even like you on my own."
"Sounds super, Mommy!"
"What's for dinner?"

Or, for those beyond all hope, there's a book for them too.

A BOOK OF ITALIAN SHEET MUSIC: I don't know what it is about this kid, but I like him. Maybe it's his poncho. Maybe it's his orange tan. Maybe it's his gargantuan candle that assures 40 fun-packed illuminated hours of neighborhood singing. Nah, it's gotta be the hair.

I wonder why this one got rejected.

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