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NEW! Lux Sux!
Ramblin Rod
Rose Festival
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Clip from the 1983 Rose Festival
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Jammin' Salmon
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Who is this Jerry Seinfeld guy anyway?
The original Goonies newspaper ad
'Teens Talk to Goldschmidt' TV special (uh-oh)
"Mario Mania"
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School For Gifted Students
Art
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NEW! What Powell's Throws Out, Part Six
The Portlander's Guide to Parker
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