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From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:54:18 AM | Message Detail
Yesterday was am Beefer's Birthday so we have Birthday bash here today!!! RAaaAGH! YEsH! Beefer have SOda, and Beer, and juice, and COFFEEE!!!! RAAaaAAGH!!!

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"BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!"
From: Flying Cow 96574 | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:56:07 AM | Message Detail
I'll get the coffee cake!
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How come everything you say makes me want to bash your face in!?
From: ZGE | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:56:33 AM | Message Detail
*brings cappuchino (sp?)*
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.droL si tsirhC suseJ taht ssefnoc eugnot yreve dna wob llahs eenk yrevE
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:56:33 AM | Message Detail
YESH!!!

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"BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!"
From: Flying Cow 96574 | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:57:27 AM | Message Detail
I'm back!! Coffee Cake for all!
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How come everything you say makes me want to bash your face in!?
From: Flying Cow 96574 | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:57:57 AM | Message Detail
I'll go make milk for the coffee.
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How come everything you say makes me want to bash your face in!?
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:58:54 AM | Message Detail
COFFEE AM GOOOD!!! RaaagH!

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"BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!"
From: Hatchet | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:05:17 PM | Message Detail
*sighs* I can only imagine what this shall lead to! *rolls eyes* Why you people give him added caffiene I shall never know.

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"Life and Death, reside within the power of your words."
From: Flying Cow 96574 | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:09:47 PM | Message Detail
The Milk for coffee is here.
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How come everything you say makes me want to bash your face in!?
From: Hatchet | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:10:51 PM | Message Detail
-_-;;

*steals coffee and makes a run for it*

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"Life and Death, reside within the power of your words."
From: Flying Cow 96574 | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:13:23 PM | Message Detail
I still have coffee cake, so there!
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How come everything you say makes me want to bash your face in!?
From: ZGE | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:14:19 PM | Message Detail
*catches and beats down hatchet*

*brings back the coffee*
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.droL si tsirhC suseJ taht ssefnoc eugnot yreve dna wob llahs eenk yrevE
From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:15:45 PM | Message Detail
*cough*SuckuptoearnBeefer'strust*cough* Well while I'm here I might as well have something to drink *mixes coffee and beer together* I call it..Buzz Beer.
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"He went to go see Garland."-Mikoto "Garland. Now THAT'S a sinister name" -Eiko, FFIX
From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:17:02 PM | Message Detail
*sips her drink she stole from the Drew Carey show* Happy Belated Birthday Beefer!
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"He went to go see Garland."-Mikoto "Garland. Now THAT'S a sinister name" -Eiko, FFIX
From: Hatchet | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:18:07 PM | Message Detail
*hands Spirit Sage secret coffee formula to trap Beefer*
<_<
>_>
<.<

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"Life and Death, reside within the power of your words."
From: ZGE | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:18:49 PM | Message Detail
*intercepts the pass and rips the paper up*
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.droL si tsirhC suseJ taht ssefnoc eugnot yreve dna wob llahs eenk yrevE
From: Hatchet | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:20:20 PM | Message Detail
DAMNIT MAN!!! That was a...phone #...to a hot model..for me..er..I mean for Beefer so he can get a hot date!!! And you ruined my present to him!

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"Life and Death, reside within the power of your words."
From: ScumBag | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:49:22 PM | Message Detail
*Shows up in birthday suit.....*
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If you hold someone's head under water long enough.There's a point where they'll either give up and drown.Or they'll Destroy you.
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:50:39 PM | Message Detail
*hugsh Scummy* Beefer am glad you here!!! RaagH!

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"BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!"
From: oblivion viruses | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:54:17 PM | Message Detail
*Enters topic with a present for Beefer*

I brought the Incredible Hulk. Oh and here's some coffee.

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Oblivion Viruses was here
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:55:11 PM | Message Detail
RAAGH! Beefer am HAPPY!!! HAPPY!!!!

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"BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!"
From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:55:42 PM | Message Detail
And I brought the Incredible Hulk's purple pants.
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There are only two types of people I hate. Those who are intolerable of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 1:30:02 PM | Message Detail
Beefer am LOVE PURPLE PANTSH!!!

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"BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!"
From: JOTERO5000 | Posted: 8/13/2002 3:45:31 PM | Message Detail
Ummmmmmmmmmmm *barfs* Hey Beefer heres the burrito from the other day. *Gives Beefer the burrito*.

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I AM CANADIAN. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
AIM me at: Shadow Jackass
From: Tasslehoff Burrfoot | Posted: 8/13/2002 4:18:38 PM | Message Detail
I love coffee!
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Is that your nose or a disease? http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=20538
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 4:29:12 PM | Message Detail
*jumps through wall, does a roll, grabs Habnot, and squeezes VERY tightly*

RARGH! BEEFER FIGHT NOW OR HABNOT GET SMASH!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist!
MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH!
From: Habnot | Posted: 8/13/2002 4:33:31 PM | Message Detail
*Manages to give Beefer some chocolate coffee beans before his arm get shoved into his rib*

Happ...OOOOWWWWWW!..y

Bir...AHHH **** THAT HURTS!..thday...DAMMIT!
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United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 4:36:06 PM | Message Detail
Coffe am BAD TSHING.

TheMadDoctorIsIn (3:28:02 PM): Happy Birthday, Beefer. FOR IT SHALL BE YOUR LAST.
Me Beefer (3:28:08 PM): RAGH!
Me Beefer (3:28:11 PM): Beefer am too tough!
TheMadDoctorIsIn (3:29:34 PM): Refeeb shall smash you!
Me Beefer (3:29:58 PM): BEEFER TOO STRONG!!!!

Me Beefer (3:29:59 PM): RagH!
Me Beefer (3:30:04 PM): Beefer be back in bit!
Me Beefer (3:30:11 PM): Must go outshide and smash neighbor!!!
TheMadDoctorIsIn (3:31:33 PM): BAH. Refeeb, don't smash Habnot... YET.

Auto response from Me Beefer (3:31:36 PM): RarGH! Beefer am is happy! Beefer am shexy!!! SHEXY MACHINE!!! RAARGH!

Refeeb confused by BIG WORD THAT IS BEING THE LARGE TSHING!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist!
MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH!
From: Mars | Posted: 8/13/2002 5:33:38 PM | Message Detail
Hayy birthday Beefer! I invited your friends Keiki and Queenie Waheenie.

And here's a present....it's a one-pounder package of Alpo! Yummers!
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"Fear? Ha! I laugh in the face of Fear! I party with Peril! Once I snapped a wet towel at Terror, then put itching powder in its shorts!" --Nester
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 5:55:18 PM | Message Detail
RagH! You ruin waLL!!! RaagH!
-_-;
*punches Refeeb through same wall and watches Refeeb's body fly through the air.*

Haw HO!!

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"BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!"
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:24:36 PM | Message Detail
*comes out of Wall*
RARGH! Beefer am WEAK! AHAA!!!!
*punch, punch, kick*
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BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist!
MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH!
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:29:57 PM | Message Detail
*watches as Refeeb's punches and kicks bounce off of Beefer*

HAW HO!!! He am FUNNY!!! RaaGH! He no hurt Beefer!!!
*throws Refeeb 12 city blocks away.*

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"BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!"
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:31:38 PM | Message Detail
*comes back an hour later*
RARGH! NO MORE JOKING! *grows to 50 feet*
YOU GO DIE NOW! GRR!!!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist!
MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH!
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:34:16 PM | Message Detail
*jumps 50 ft into the air and punches Refeeb to the ground, then stomps Refeeb's belly, knocking the wind out of him. Then Jumps on top of nearest building*

RAAGH! BEEFER SMASH STOOPID MAaaaAAAaaAN THING!!!! RAAGH!

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"BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!"
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:37:08 PM | Message Detail
*Down+Right+Up+Left+AB*
SUPER...REFEEB...GRIP! *Grabs Beefer and throws him into the pavement, getting him 5 feet into the ground*
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BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist!
MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH!
From: ThunderAss | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:38:20 PM | Message Detail
http://geocities.com/orymoongoddess/NewLisa.html

Happy Birthday Sir Beefs A Lot!!!!!
*Donates a European mistress wearing all coffee to the lovely cause*

Enjoy my good sir.

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"you must be gentile to the *****(stand up?)you must love it,understand it, carress it:- Scummy "Hurt when Hurt, then Hurt some more!"-Beefer
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:39:14 PM | Message Detail
Haw HO!!!
*Picks up the giant Refeeb and throws him into a vacant building. Then jumps with both feet into his head, burying Refeeb's head 10 ft into the ground!*

RAGH HAW!!! Beefer think he am funny! In stoopid way!!! RAGH!!!

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"BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!"
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:43:14 PM | Message Detail
Ragh! Beefer love THUNDERASS!!! Ragh! Am friend! BESTEST BUDDY!!!

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"BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!"
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:44:04 PM | Message Detail
Ugh... Refeeb head HURT... HURT! HURT REFEEB! *smashes building* *shakes head* RARGH! *beats Beefer with a light pole*
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BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist!
MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH!
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:45:43 PM | Message Detail
*laughs to the point of tears as lightpole bends and breaks around Beefer's body.*

HAW HO!!! This am funniesht!

*Jumps 50 ft in the air and head butts Refeeb to ground, then stomps head again on the way down.*

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"BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!"
From: oblivion viruses | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:48:12 PM | Message Detail
*The Incredible Hulk comes in being controlled by OV and punches both into buildings*

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Oblivion Viruses was here
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:50:22 PM | Message Detail
RARGH! HEAD REALLY HURT!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist!
MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH!
From: Syrax | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:51:18 PM | Message Detail
Quick! Finish him off! Eat these Coffee tables *Flavored Coffee!* to become 10x your normal strength!
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Wang God.
Play it looooooud! Wear it proooooud!
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 7:02:05 PM | Message Detail
URgh... Pain...
Mad Scientist: AHHH! NOOOOOOO! We must return home for advancement! *teleports him to lab*
I WILL RETURN!
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BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist!
MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH!
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/14/2002 1:44:27 AM | Message Detail
Ragh!
*eats cake and drinks gallons of coffee. Thanks everyone for show'n up*

Shank yOUsh! Beefer am happy!!!

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"BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!"
From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/14/2002 1:45:24 AM | Message Detail
It's all for you, good buddy.
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There are only two types of people I hate. Those who are intolerable of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
From: PlatinumLink | Posted: 8/14/2002 1:46:15 AM | Message Detail
*Walks into topic. Finds 200 GP*

Yay.
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