Beefer's Birthday Bonanza!!! |
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From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:54:18 AM | Message Detail |
Yesterday was am Beefer's Birthday so we have Birthday bash here today!!! RAaaAGH! YEsH! Beefer have SOda, and Beer, and juice, and COFFEEE!!!! RAAaaAAGH!!!
--- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
From: Flying Cow 96574 | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:56:07 AM | Message Detail |
I'll get the coffee cake! --- How come everything you say makes me want to bash your face in!? |
From: ZGE | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:56:33 AM | Message Detail |
*brings cappuchino (sp?)* --- .droL si tsirhC suseJ taht ssefnoc eugnot yreve dna wob llahs eenk yrevE |
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:56:33 AM | Message Detail |
YESH!!!
--- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
From: Flying Cow 96574 | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:57:27 AM | Message Detail |
I'm back!! Coffee Cake for all! --- How come everything you say makes me want to bash your face in!? |
From: Flying Cow 96574 | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:57:57 AM | Message Detail |
I'll go make milk for the coffee. --- How come everything you say makes me want to bash your face in!? |
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 11:58:54 AM | Message Detail |
COFFEE AM GOOOD!!! RaaagH!
--- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
From: Hatchet | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:05:17 PM | Message Detail |
*sighs* I can only imagine what this shall lead to! *rolls eyes* Why you people give him added caffiene I shall never know.
--- "Life and Death, reside within the power of your words." |
From: Flying Cow 96574 | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:09:47 PM | Message Detail |
The Milk for coffee is here. --- How come everything you say makes me want to bash your face in!? |
From: Hatchet | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:10:51 PM | Message Detail |
-_-;;
*steals coffee and makes a run for it*
--- "Life and Death, reside within the power of your words." |
From: Flying Cow 96574 | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:13:23 PM | Message Detail |
I still have coffee cake, so there! --- How come everything you say makes me want to bash your face in!? |
From: ZGE | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:14:19 PM | Message Detail |
*catches and beats down hatchet*
*brings back the coffee* --- .droL si tsirhC suseJ taht ssefnoc eugnot yreve dna wob llahs eenk yrevE |
From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:15:45 PM | Message Detail |
*cough*SuckuptoearnBeefer'strust*cough* Well while I'm here I might as well have something to drink *mixes coffee and beer together* I call it..Buzz Beer. --- "He went to go see Garland."-Mikoto "Garland. Now THAT'S a sinister name" -Eiko, FFIX
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From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:17:02 PM | Message Detail |
*sips her drink she stole from the Drew Carey show* Happy Belated Birthday Beefer! --- "He went to go see Garland."-Mikoto "Garland. Now THAT'S a sinister name" -Eiko, FFIX
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From: Hatchet | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:18:07 PM | Message Detail |
*hands Spirit Sage secret coffee formula to trap Beefer* <_< >_> <.<
--- "Life and Death, reside within the power of your words." |
From: ZGE | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:18:49 PM | Message Detail |
*intercepts the pass and rips the paper up* --- .droL si tsirhC suseJ taht ssefnoc eugnot yreve dna wob llahs eenk yrevE |
From: Hatchet | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:20:20 PM | Message Detail |
DAMNIT MAN!!! That was a...phone #...to a hot model..for me..er..I mean for Beefer so he can get a hot date!!! And you ruined my present to him!
--- "Life and Death, reside within the power of your words." |
From: ScumBag | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:49:22 PM | Message Detail |
*Shows up in birthday suit.....* --- If you hold someone's head under water long enough.There's a point where they'll either give up and drown.Or they'll Destroy you. |
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:50:39 PM | Message Detail |
*hugsh Scummy* Beefer am glad you here!!! RaagH!
--- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
From: oblivion viruses | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:54:17 PM | Message Detail |
*Enters topic with a present for Beefer*
I brought the Incredible Hulk. Oh and here's some coffee.
--- Oblivion Viruses was here |
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:55:11 PM | Message Detail |
RAAGH! Beefer am HAPPY!!! HAPPY!!!!
--- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/13/2002 12:55:42 PM | Message Detail |
And I brought the Incredible Hulk's purple pants. --- There are only two types of people I hate. Those who are intolerable of other people's cultures, and the Dutch. |
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 1:30:02 PM | Message Detail |
Beefer am LOVE PURPLE PANTSH!!!
--- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
From: JOTERO5000 | Posted: 8/13/2002 3:45:31 PM | Message Detail |
Ummmmmmmmmmmm *barfs* Hey Beefer heres the burrito from the other day. *Gives Beefer the burrito*.
--- I AM CANADIAN. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die AIM me at: Shadow Jackass |
From: Tasslehoff Burrfoot | Posted: 8/13/2002 4:18:38 PM | Message Detail |
I love coffee! --- Is that your nose or a disease? http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=20538 |
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 4:29:12 PM | Message Detail |
*jumps through wall, does a roll, grabs Habnot, and squeezes VERY tightly*
RARGH! BEEFER FIGHT NOW OR HABNOT GET SMASH! --- BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist! MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH! |
From: Habnot | Posted: 8/13/2002 4:33:31 PM | Message Detail |
*Manages to give Beefer some chocolate coffee beans before his arm get shoved into his rib*
Happ...OOOOWWWWWW!..y
Bir...AHHH **** THAT HURTS!..thday...DAMMIT! --- United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001
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From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 4:36:06 PM | Message Detail |
Coffe am BAD TSHING.
TheMadDoctorIsIn (3:28:02 PM): Happy Birthday, Beefer. FOR IT SHALL BE YOUR LAST. Me Beefer (3:28:08 PM): RAGH! Me Beefer (3:28:11 PM): Beefer am too tough! TheMadDoctorIsIn (3:29:34 PM): Refeeb shall smash you! Me Beefer (3:29:58 PM): BEEFER TOO STRONG!!!!
Me Beefer (3:29:59 PM): RagH! Me Beefer (3:30:04 PM): Beefer be back in bit! Me Beefer (3:30:11 PM): Must go outshide and smash neighbor!!! TheMadDoctorIsIn (3:31:33 PM): BAH. Refeeb, don't smash Habnot... YET.
Auto response from Me Beefer (3:31:36 PM): RarGH! Beefer am is happy! Beefer am shexy!!! SHEXY MACHINE!!! RAARGH!
Refeeb confused by BIG WORD THAT IS BEING THE LARGE TSHING! --- BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist! MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH! |
From: Mars | Posted: 8/13/2002 5:33:38 PM | Message Detail |
Hayy birthday Beefer! I invited your friends Keiki and Queenie Waheenie.
And here's a present....it's a one-pounder package of Alpo! Yummers! --- "Fear? Ha! I laugh in the face of Fear! I party with Peril! Once I snapped a wet towel at Terror, then put itching powder in its shorts!" --Nester |
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 5:55:18 PM | Message Detail |
RagH! You ruin waLL!!! RaagH! -_-; *punches Refeeb through same wall and watches Refeeb's body fly through the air.*
Haw HO!!
--- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:24:36 PM | Message Detail |
*comes out of Wall* RARGH! Beefer am WEAK! AHAA!!!! *punch, punch, kick* --- BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist! MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH! |
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:29:57 PM | Message Detail |
*watches as Refeeb's punches and kicks bounce off of Beefer*
HAW HO!!! He am FUNNY!!! RaaGH! He no hurt Beefer!!! *throws Refeeb 12 city blocks away.*
--- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:31:38 PM | Message Detail |
*comes back an hour later* RARGH! NO MORE JOKING! *grows to 50 feet* YOU GO DIE NOW! GRR!!! --- BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist! MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH! |
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:34:16 PM | Message Detail |
*jumps 50 ft into the air and punches Refeeb to the ground, then stomps Refeeb's belly, knocking the wind out of him. Then Jumps on top of nearest building*
RAAGH! BEEFER SMASH STOOPID MAaaaAAAaaAN THING!!!! RAAGH!
--- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:37:08 PM | Message Detail |
*Down+Right+Up+Left+AB* SUPER...REFEEB...GRIP! *Grabs Beefer and throws him into the pavement, getting him 5 feet into the ground* --- BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist! MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH! |
From: ThunderAss | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:38:20 PM | Message Detail |
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Happy Birthday Sir Beefs A Lot!!!!! *Donates a European mistress wearing all coffee to the lovely cause*
Enjoy my good sir.
--- "you must be gentile to the *****(stand up?)you must love it,understand it, carress it:- Scummy "Hurt when Hurt, then Hurt some more!"-Beefer |
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:39:14 PM | Message Detail |
Haw HO!!! *Picks up the giant Refeeb and throws him into a vacant building. Then jumps with both feet into his head, burying Refeeb's head 10 ft into the ground!*
RAGH HAW!!! Beefer think he am funny! In stoopid way!!! RAGH!!!
--- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:43:14 PM | Message Detail |
Ragh! Beefer love THUNDERASS!!! Ragh! Am friend! BESTEST BUDDY!!!
--- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:44:04 PM | Message Detail |
Ugh... Refeeb head HURT... HURT! HURT REFEEB! *smashes building* *shakes head* RARGH! *beats Beefer with a light pole* --- BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist! MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH! |
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:45:43 PM | Message Detail |
*laughs to the point of tears as lightpole bends and breaks around Beefer's body.*
HAW HO!!! This am funniesht!
*Jumps 50 ft in the air and head butts Refeeb to ground, then stomps head again on the way down.*
--- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
From: oblivion viruses | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:48:12 PM | Message Detail |
*The Incredible Hulk comes in being controlled by OV and punches both into buildings*
--- Oblivion Viruses was here |
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:50:22 PM | Message Detail |
RARGH! HEAD REALLY HURT! --- BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist! MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH! |
From: Syrax | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:51:18 PM | Message Detail |
Quick! Finish him off! Eat these Coffee tables *Flavored Coffee!* to become 10x your normal strength! --- Wang God. Play it looooooud! Wear it proooooud! |
From: Refeeb | Posted: 8/13/2002 7:02:05 PM | Message Detail |
URgh... Pain... Mad Scientist: AHHH! NOOOOOOO! We must return home for advancement! *teleports him to lab* I WILL RETURN! --- BEEFY, STEAMY, Hard to Resist! MUST SMASH BEEFER! RARGH! |
From: Beefer | Posted: 8/14/2002 1:44:27 AM | Message Detail |
Ragh! *eats cake and drinks gallons of coffee. Thanks everyone for show'n up*
Shank yOUsh! Beefer am happy!!!
--- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/14/2002 1:45:24 AM | Message Detail |
It's all for you, good buddy. --- There are only two types of people I hate. Those who are intolerable of other people's cultures, and the Dutch. |
From: PlatinumLink | Posted: 8/14/2002 1:46:15 AM | Message Detail |
*Walks into topic. Finds 200 GP*
Yay. --- SiC of the KiK Try anything. The Ark was built by beginners, the Titanic was built by professionals. |