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All that remained after
the battle was scorched earth and smoldering grass.
Ash coughed, and doubled over in pain. He was hurt and he
didn't even know it. It was the worst battle of his life,
and he knew that he was lucky to survive with just a
bruised rib. The injury was painful, but it couldn't mask
the elation he felt at winning. Thank goodness for
Pikachu! If it weren't for him, all would have been lost.
The mysterious trainer was so powerful, and the strange
Pokemon she commanded were the most vicious he had ever
seen. In fact, Ash had never seen such Pokemon before,
and even his Pokedex could not identify them. What the
hell were they? They seemed more like demons, Still,
Pikachu had saved the day, and Ash couldn't wait to give
his furry friend a big hug. ''Pikachu!'' he shouted,
expecting to hear the familiar squeak of his first ever
Pokemon. There was no reply. He called again, but there
was nothing, save the howl of the wind and the snake-like
hiss of steam rising from the ground. He stood up
painfully, and looking around, began to realize the full
extent of the devastation the battle had wrought. It was
a nightmare, and he was standing at the edge of it.
''Pikachu!'' he called, and this time, there was dread in
his voice. For as far as his eye could see, there was
nothing but a barren wasteland of burnt ashes and smoking
trees. The mysterious trainer
was nowhere to be seen, but even worse, so was Pikachu.
''Please,'' he said to himself as he broke into a run,
"Please, don't let anything bad happen to Pikachu!''
Elsewhere, three figures
were busying themselves with a strange machine,
which was hidden on the side of a lonely road.
''Meowth!'' cried one. "I told
you two before, giant vacuum cleaners just don't work!
This ain't some
average trainer who just got her license, she's an
ex-Rocket! We're donna
have to use strategy!''
James stopped screwing in the bolt and turned to face the
''Strategy? We tried that too, and that doesn't work
either! Who is ex-Rocket,
anyway? Doesn't she have some secret weapon that she uses
to destroy only
trainers who get in her way?''
''Don't be ridiculous!'' cried Jessie, who was looking
out for any victims with
Poke Balls around their belt. ''That's just an old wives
tale. She uses
Pokenon, like everyone else. She's my role model! She
doesn't let any man
get in her way! She says 'So long!', and takes their
Pokemon and whatever
else she wants. That is, if she likes them."
''If that's true, she must have quite a few powerful
Pokemon herself. The host sure would like it if we
''Oh, James, sometimes your stupidity astounds me. What
are the chances of her passing a desolate road like this
They all looked around. It was a good place for an
ambush. There were no
police, and there were lots of really big bushes to hide
Meowth looked down the road. ''Hey, someone's coming!
Quick, get the
machine ready! And don't forget the motto!'' Jessie,
James and Meowth
rushed to hide behind the bushes.
''Pssst! Hey, Jessie, this role model of yours was an
''Have a look at that person's shirt!'' Although it could
barely be seen from the long trenchcoat that the
mysterious person wore, there was a black shirt, with a
difficult to see maroon 'R' in the middle.
''No wayl'' cried Meowth. ''If that was the case, she'd
have to have five Poke
balls at her belt, and she's only got four...''
''Look in her hand!''
The mysterious figure was closer now. She was clutching a
red-and-white ball in her hand, as though she was getting
ready for battle. And then, without a word, she threw it
right in front of the bushes where Team Rocket were
preparing to ambush her. There was a blinding flash as
the Poke Ball opened, followed by a huge, unearthly roar.
''I don't like the sound of that!" cried James!
"1 agree, James! I think it's time for us to be
blasting off again! '' cried Jessie.
''You two are a couple of wimps! I'll just take a
look...'' Meowth looked over the bushes and came face to
face with a set of teeth that were bigger than he was.
''MEEEOOOOOWTTTHHH!!!!'' he cried. Jesse, James and
Meowth ran off, screaming.
The figure in the trenchcoat smiled.
Meanwhile back at ash's,
he was getting ready to kick butt. he was gonna
ambush the team rocket headquarters. he had known of this
place for long but
had never wanted anything to do with them. But this time,
the situation was
getting personal. Ash had no other pokemon with him. all
of them were stored
in bill's PC. that's hy he had lost in the first place,
His lvl. 72 Charizard. Lvl. 65
Diglett or Lvl, 94 Mewtwo was more than enough for his
previous battle. but
he was caught off guard. He went to the Pokemon center in
saffron city and
accessed the PC. "Enter Password'' Flashed the
Typed Ash with Caution.
''Invalid password. ''Access Denied.'' ''Please Check
your username and
password. You have 2 more Tries." A trickle of sweat
flowed down Ash's
forehead. This better not be what was running through his
mind at the exact
moment. He tried another teo times both to avail. Someone
had broke through
his password and changed it. Now, all his Pokemon were
gone! he had in his
back pack all but 4 pokeballs, and 2 potions. He had to
Depressed that all his
pokemon got taken away he
thought that he would never see Pikachu,Ash went off into
a Saffon Forest on
the way he ran into Nurse Joy.
''Hi,do you think you can help me?" Nurse Joy asked
''Sure but all my Pokemon where taken a way."
"By the Pokecenter Safety System'' Joy replied
''Yes!! How did you know?" Ash asked.
''Well the new system we put in all pokemon trainers
where given thepasword
to get in so burglers couldn't steal Pokemon from us
butone the password was
changed and anyone who tried to get in had there pokemon
ash asked whats my
password?!Nurse Joy asked Ash ''Whats your name?"
anwsered."It's ash." he said. Nurse Joy
searched for it, "Ash Ash, oh here it
is'' she shouted.Your password is Mewtwo."Oh thank
you," he said. he went to
the PC quickly and typed in his password."I got my
pokemon back!'' he
Ash was so overjoyed with
''Yah! My pokemon!'' Ash had cried.
Even the pokemon were happy to meet Ash.
''So...what do I need to do now?" pondered Ash.
Ash was so intent on getting his pokemon back he had even
he had planned to go!
''Heeeyyy! Where's Brock and Misty?" exclaimed Ash
as he was looking
I have my pokemon, but now I need my friends!
Ash placed Pikachu into his pack with his head peeked out
of course while he
zapped all his current pokemon into his pokeballs. Hey
Pikachu, now that I've
found you and the rest of my Pokemon, wanna go exploring
for Misty and
Brpck now? ''PIKA!! remarked Pikachu, and Ash set off,
now trying to track
his missing friends...
there was obviously a deleted post between this and the
Ash desperately stands up
and got to the phone and called the local police
and them what happened at the Pokecenter. The police
rushed there like an
firebird. The police hurried and went to chase team
rocket for the stollen
pokemons, while the rest hope to recover ash and nurse
Joy.She was shot on
the arm so he was okay after the took the bullet out. But
nurse Joy on the
other hand was not, she was shot on the chest and was
being taken to the
hospital. Ash hurried and got up and was about to chase
up to the police to
search for his pokemons. But the police got back with
team rocket and the
stollen pokemons. Ash was so overwhelmed he always forgot
his shot in the
arm. He thanked the police and got his pokemon back and
was about to move
on. While team rocket threw a dynamite to the crowed and
they got away
agian. While ash continues his search for misty and
brock. He continued
traveling and went to battle the elite four for the first
time. On the way he
meets brock and misty. They were ver excited to meet
again after a month.
Brock and Misty told ash that they lost him ever since he
battle the teamrocket.
He's still thinking about that fight but right now all in
his mind was
how to battle the ultimate elite four!
As Ash and Team Rocket
have just learned, they know very little about the
Pokemon world. For, far to the north of the lands they
know, strange and wild
Pokemon roam that have evolved apart from those known by
most. There, the
giant Chompa (an alligator-like Pokemon with huge teeth)
and Catamite (a
nine tale cat (related to Ninetails?) that squeezes the
life out of its opponent)
live in the swamp which boarders the southern pads of the
world. Two of
these that have escaped across the boarder with an ex
member, along with several even more powerful creators
from farther north.
Having brought these Pokemon into the civilized world, it
will take a Pokemon
Master of epic proportions to save humanity.
Now that Ash,
Misty, Brock, and Ash's Pokemon were reunited again, they
began their journey to battle Pokemon League.
''1 haven't been here since you battled me in my Gym,
Ash!'' said Misty as they
entered Cerulean City.
''Ya, I really showed you up, didn't I?" giggled
"WHAT? I would of beat you!!! The ONLY reason I GAVE
that badge to you
was because my airhead sisters MADE me! ! Screamed Misty.
Ash shot misty
a pathetic look and muttered
''Shure you did, Misty."
''Stop, you to," said Brock ''We need to get out of
this dumpy town and get to a
real city, Pewter City!''
''Dumpy town!?" shouted Misty.
Suddenly smoke filled the air. As Brock. Ash, and Misty
struggled for air, the
sillouet of a slender beautiful and dangerous woman
emerged out of the mist.
''Hello Miss, My name is Brock! Would you like to go out
to dinner sometime?
How about a movie? Anything?! !'' Brock said as he
drooled over the
''Mystou Go!'' shouted the woman as Ash began to see the
faded maroon ''R''
tm her chest.
''it's the mysterious trainer I battled!'' thought Ash.
Suddenly a yellow and blue
striped Pokemon emerged from the X-Rocket's Pokeball. Ash
Dexter and scanned the strange Pokemon, All Dexter told
him was that it was
a Mist and Ghost type Pokemon.
''Mewtwo, I choose you!'' shouted Ash as he threw his
Pokeball containing the
''Foolish move, Ash. An X like me doesn't have to play by
the rules. Hostyle,
Go!'' said the woman.
Ash began to grab a second Poisson to fight Hostile but
felt nothing on his
''Hey? Where are my Pokemon?'' cried Ash.
''Hostyle, return!'' shouted the woman.
"I didn't see hostyle come out of it's Pokeball.
though!'' said Misty. The XRocket
said ''That was Hostyle's special move, cloak. Now that
he stole your Pokeballs, I
can get back to repaying you for the damaged you caused
my Pokemon last
battle, Ash. Prepare for trouble, and I don't need a
partner to make it double.
I'm powerful enough. It took me years to capture and tame
the position of
the North. Now, I am the most powerfull being..from this
dimension. The two
Pokemon that escaped the North into your world will
destroy you and this
A huge Worp hole formed and Misty, Brock, Ash, Pikachu,
and Mewtwo were
sucked into it. The crew landed on a barren land.
''This must be where the 2 Pokemon are," said Brock.
''Look! A Town!" shouted Ash as the team started to
head toward ''civilization''.
Not knowing where to look
for his friends, Ash walked down a narrow dirt
path. His mind was on his friends. Were their Pokemon
stolen too? Would
they be able to get them back? Not even Pikaehu's calls
could give him
comfort on this, the loneliest of roads.
In the distance he could see two people running towards
him. Were those his
friends? He then saw a small figure near them. It was
unlike his friends to just
run along with a loose Pokemon. The small figure was
running fastest. Ash
flipped back his jacket and ran a finger across his
Pokeballs. He was
beginning to wonder about the oncoming trio, and after
all that happened
recently, he wasn't going to be caught unawares.
"Mew," he thought. "That's
who I'll use." He unclipped the required Pokeball
off his belt. His glance had
not left the oncomers.
The trio were closer, he started to make out details. The
Pokemon had a tail,
one of the humans had long straight hair. They were not
his friends. His grip
tightened around his Pokeball. He started hearing the
screams come from the
trio, Were they in pain? Was someone else screaming? No.
It wasn't a
scream of pain, it was a scream of fear.
Pikachu started shivering. He could sense the danger.
''Pika,'' he cried
solemnly. Ash looked down at his nervous friend. He
scruffed the fur on the
back of Pikachu's head. ''It'll be alright Pikachu. I'm
ready this time."
''PIKA!!!!'' Pikachu called out. Ash turned. Leaping at
his face was a whiter
than usual Meowth. Knocked over by the impact of the
flying Pokemon, Ash
hit the ground. As he lay there he saw two familiar team
rocket members run
past him. Dazed, Ash sat up, looking at the trio in
confusion. ''I wonder what's
got them running?''
As he sat there, watching the quickly disappearing trio,
he felt the earth
shudder beneath him. He turned back down the road and saw
trees in the
distance being toppled over. If this was what Team Rocket
were running from,
it was big. and it sounded angry.
Ash gulped. The Pokemon
looked a lot like a dinosaur. He reached for Dexter
''Tyranno. the dinosaur Pokemon. It has been known to
universes with a single slash."
Brock said, ''Running is the best idea now. RUN!!''
Tyranno yelled, ''I will send you into a different
time/space continum!'' It did so
and Ash, Misty, Brock and their Pokemon found themselves
time. It caused them to pass out.
''Where am I?" Ash questioned.
He soon saw two kids, playing.
''1 bet I can beat you, Gary!'' A
Gary just snickered. ''Try
your best, Junior!" Ash tensed. He hated it when
Gary did that.
Suddenly the ex-rocket
pops up behind ash and grabs his pokemon league
hat and twirls it on her finger. ''What the?" ash
yells out and spins on his heal
to face the figure. ''Looking for this?" the figure
asks. "Hey give that back. i
had to eat 50 bowls of Kabuto Crunchies (TM) for that
hat!'' ash cries out. "Is
that all, I dont usually accept cheap gifts.'' the rocket
you...pidgeotto go!'' A blinding flash lights the area,
as Pidgeotto emerges into
the dark, rainy atmosphere. ''A pidgeotto, is that the
best you've got. Koromon
GO!'' the rocket yells. "Koromon, thats a
Digimon(TM) not a pokemon, thats
against the rules!" ''Rockets don't play by the
rules, amateur!'' ''Pidgeotto,
blow him away with your whirlwind attack!'' ''What?
''Pidgeotto, return!" ''Primeape, go!'' ''Use your
siezmic toss!'' Primeape grabs
the Koromon and jumps up in the air: ready to slam it
down. Ash yells out
''Pikachu, go!'' ''Hey: that's illegal!'' the ex-rocket
yells. ''So is being in team
rocket, but you were!" At that moment, ash notices a
glowing rock beside him.
he then pulls out his pokedex and points it at the stone.
The dex says:
''thunder stone, supposed to have some effect with
electric pokemon, other
information about this item is still unavailable.''
Ash pauses then puts dex away. He then grab the rock and
hurls it next to
plkachu. Pikachu starts glowing, then evolves into
Raichu! A few seconds
later primeape slams Koromon into the ground and does a
backflip to land
next to Ash. Ash yells ''Pika..er...I mean Raichu, you
gaurd the rocket, and
make sure she doesn't call out any other pokemon..
Primeape, tackle the
koromon while it's still stunned!" Primeape goes to
tackle the Koromon but it
ducks and primeape hits the ex-rocket! Keep her down,
use your lightning attack on Koromon!" Koromon
faints and Ash walks over to
the ex-rocket and Primeape and asks the ex-rocket who she
is, She removes
her mask (this is starting to sound like star wars) and
Ash knows he's seen
her before. ''Hey I know, you're Gizelle from the school
of hard knocks!'' but
before he can say more, Gizelle throws off Primeape, gets
up, and throws a
smoke bomb on the ground, it explodes in a huge puff of
smoke so Ash calls
out Pidgeooto to gust away the smoke. Once the smoke
finally clears, they
find that Gizelle is gone, and all thats left is ash, his
pokemon, and Gizelle's
Koromon! Ash walks over to Koromon to pick it up, but as
soon as he touches
it, it turns into a Lickitung! He picks up the small
Lickitung, looks to the sky,
and yells ''Someday I'll find you, Gizelle, You can count
on it!'' With that, Ash
walks on the path to Neon City, not knowing what would
come, or if he'd ever
his hat back again. ...to be continued...
Ash walked down the pat
with ''Raichu'' and likitounge. He saw that pika(He
still called him that) was not looking at him. A cold
sweat broke over Ash. ''I'm
sorry pika, I just thought it'd be the only way to beat
Gazelle,'' ''Rai,'' Pika
answered. Ash felt really bad. I'm sorry Pikachu, I'll
try to find some way to
reverse the effect. He walked on and in a while, he
And then Ash over heard
someone talking about a study on de evovling
Pokemon he talked to the guy. ''Please you have to help
me!'' he said"I don't
PLease my name is Ash and
I have a Charizard that is way out of control,I
want it back to a Charamnder so it will obey me. The man
said that ther are
risks that your Pokemon will be killed if not done
properly. .so do you wish to
do thi little boy?...Ash thinks...
Also my Raichu .. how
could I forget. . i need it back to Pikachu because i
always promised that i would not evolve it..now i regret
it and the only hope
to change it back is fatal...whould i take the risk of my
raichu canging it back i
should i leave it.. Ash thinks long and hard..and
''I'm back!!!'' Tyranno
yelled ''I guess I'll send you to the future, since you
like this past!"
The Dinosaur Pokemon sent Ash, Misty, Brock, Togepi and
This time they found themselves somewhere called Pallet
Ash yelled, "THis is Pallet Town!''
Misty said, "Well, duh."
They then saw a kid that looked just like Ash.
''Bye, dad!'' The kid yelled.
''Goodbye, Ash Jr. !''
Misty said out loud, "This must be the future''
They followed Ash Jr . into professor Oak's Lab, where
they saw a kid that
resembled Gary. The kid and Ash Jr went to a table where
there were three
Oak said, this are the only Pokemon l could give you. Now
As Jr. said, "I choose-''
This Entry ws immediatly added to the pokedex:
Weight: 1 0. 1 lbs
Type: Psychic,Fire, Flying.? , ? ?
This Pokemon is extremely strong. It is said to have been
purly bred by the
scientists on Cinnibar Island. Prof. OAK himself joined
the development of
this Pokemon. There is only one in the world. It is made
by Breeding a Lvl. 84
Charizard and a Lvl. 97 Mewtwo. The process is long and
hard and cannot be
done anymore. It looks like a Cute Charlzard with the
deadliness of Mewtwo.
''Goofy?!'' Gary jr.
smirked. ''Goofy?! That Pokemon is inferior to the one I
chose! Let's battle, right here, right now!"
"You're on!" yelled Ash jr., as he tossed his
Pokeball. Gary jr. just smiled and
calmly tossed his pokeball next to Ash jr's.
''Go. Mr, Jynx!'' he said. The Pokeball opened with a
flash of light and out
emereged an odd Pokemon indeed. It a had a black face
with to circular,
white eyes with no pupils. On top of its head flowed
long, blonde hair. Its body
was that of a Mr. Mime, white and purple spotted. Its
arms and legs were long
and thin. Its hands featurs suction cup fingers while its
feet sported red
''Oh Yeah!'' it cried. Goofy sized up its opponent as Ash
''Goofy, use scratch!'' Goofy swiped as Mr. Jynx nimbly
''Is that the best you got?'' said Gary jr. ''Mr. Jynx,
use psychic now!'' Mr. Jynx
put its fingers to its temples as psionic energy began to
flow from its forehead,
like a deadly stream. Mr. Jynx started to concentrate the
energy at Goofy,
when all of a sudden, regular Ash heard rubbing like and
rumbling ceased, and started again, closer. The lights
flickered, and went out.
All that could be heard was the maniacal laughter of a
Ash decides to leave his
Raichu the way it is for now, and take charizard
back. He walks to neon City and just when he passes
through the gate, a little
boy walks up to him and asks him to buy a De-evolution
spray. it costs too
much, so ash trades his whole Dragon Ball Z comic book
and action figure
collection for it. He grabs the spray, and use 1/3 on
Raichu, and 2/3 on
Charizard (because he had evolved twice) and slowly they
both turn into there
basic form! Team rocket is shown in a tree above them,
and tell Arbok to bind
ash. he does and the boy behind the counter rips of a
mask and turns out to
be A.J. (from the TV show) and AJ throws his sandshrew at
Ash is close to being knocked out, but all of the sudden
the fight stops,
because everyone notices a flapping noise coming from the
flapping gets louder and louder until they find out that
Butterfree and a Beedrill! They fight off team rocket and
are about to free Ash,
but he blacks out.
..........:::: : : : :: :: Hours later
Ash wakes up, to find that it was all just a dream, but
his hat is missing, and
he still has Lickitung! Wondering what happened, he gets
up and walks to the
hall, only to find AJ standing outside! He asks AJ where
he is and AJ says
that there in a secret room above his gym.
''Where's team rocket?" ash inquires ''Oh them,
Don't worry, My Sandshrew,
arid your Butterfree and Beedrill beat them so bad,
they'll be picking there
teeth up for a month!'' AJ replies. Ash and AJ laugh,
then walk downstairs to
find Gary, ready to battle! "Ash, you take him
on." AJ whispers. ''Ash you're a
Gym Leader?!?!?!'?'' Gary yells in surprise. ''Let's just
fight now, and talk
later." Ash says. Gary sends out an Exeggutor, and
ash his Pikachu. ''Oh no,
my Pikachu's is weak after using that De-Evolution
Spray!" ash says. ''Here,
try this." AJ whispers as he silently rolls a
pokeball to Ash. "Pika return!"
''Pokeball go!'' Ash yells as he throws out AJ's
harden and tackle
Exeggutor!" ash commands. The sandshrew tackles
Exeggutor and Gary at
the same time. They both fly off and disappear into the
RIGHTI'' Ash yells, as they walk back to the gym.
Laths, Ash and AJ decide to team up and help eachother on
there path to be
...To Be Continued...
"Wow Ash!'' said ash
jr in awe''you beat him to a bloody pulp!''
Just then a shadowy figure popped out. ''1 am Iodan here
to battle ash, I m the
trainer of poke gods!''
Ash replied "lets go big shot!''
''Farleth goooo!''screamed Iodan
''Blastoise goooo!''Screamed ash
''Ha hes so puny i will alow you to send out another
''Okay go goofy!''
Blastoise used hydro pump and goofy used surf!
Farleth just laughed and used destroy. Both pokemon
''HA HA HA hA HA! ' laughed Iodan as he walked away
thieaveng the ashes
and ther pokemon in ashes.
All were in critical condition....
Ash started to wake. He
looked aroound him. He could see familiar pink hair.
''Nurse joy?" He said, as he tried to sit. ''Rest
silly", she replied, "You and
your friends are going to be OK. Good thing I came along
at the right time.
Now get some rest and I'll see you in the morning."
Ash slept. He started
dreaming. It was a big house, his home, only he was about
three years old.
He could see his mother...
hugging a boy but it
wasn't ash though it was someone else ash is
theresitting in hid playpen and sees this boy...this
person was a relative to
ash but who??..ash had a flashback and remembered he hada
kanji ketchum..he wakes from the dream and finds himself
on his bed with his
shoes on. ..after the dream he thinks and sets on a
journey to find his lost
brother kanji ketchum..
Meanwhile, in a dark
chamber, in a dark corner of the world, The mysterious
woman reflected on all that had happened,
''These fools never know what hit them," she
thought. ''After picking a fight
with each of the more powerful trainers and people who
would try to stop me,
and beating them so badly that they were knocked out or
injured, I brought
them back here where I keep them in suspended animation.
invention I stole from the secret Team Rocket laboratory,
I implant dreams in
their heads of me, Battling them with omnipotent Pokemon
who can't be
defeated. I even make up parts of their pasts so they are
not sure who they
are. There is one I missed, but once he is dealt with, my
dominion over all
Pokemon will be complete!'' she thought with glee.
Elsewhere in her secret lair, a figure moved through the
shadows. He crept
over to the tubes where her helpless victims were kept in
animation. One in particular, in a tube labled
"Ash" was stirring from a dream.
The figure looked down the long corridor of tubes
Pokemon trainers, suspended in green gel. He knew what he
had to do. He
crept over to the computer console controlling the
suspended animation and
began to type on the keyboard. He had just began to bring
the victims out of
suspended animation when he heard footsteps echoing in
the halls, getting
closer and closer and
closer. It was the Rocket! Suddenly Landon, trainer of
the Pokegods, appeared at her side. They started kissing.
Ash pretended not
''Now you shall feel the REAL Power of the Pokegods, not
the pathetic ones
you fought in you suspended animation," said Landon.
''Me and Landon will be the Pokemon Masters of the
world!'' said the Rocket.
''My name is Lita."
''Mew, Flareth, Charcolt, Pikablu, GGGGOOOOO!'' said
Ash only had Mewtwo, Charizard, Pikachu: Squirtle,
and Beedrill. He decided to send out his three best
Pokemon. Ash said
Meanwhile at Giovanni's
Team Rocket Headquarters...
Giovanni was yelling.
"I need that Tyranno! Blue, Cyber Green, get in
''Pidgeot!'' Blue yelled.
Shut up, you stuffed chicken!'' The cyborg Cyber Green
"Both of you! Shut up! Now get that Pokemon, and
kill those four ex-rockets!''
''Pidgeotto!'' The Pidgeotto yelled.
''Like that would work'' Cyber Green said dryly.
Blue started flapping his wings, and blew Cyber Green out
of the room.
Giovanni said tensly, ''GO!!!!!"
THe two rockets started out of Cinnabar, by surfing on
''Nintendo who? Why would they make a game Called
''Yeah right, like the Bulls will win the
''Fine. THey'll win. Don't go psycho bird-boy on
Back in the fortress where
Ash was trapped...
''I chose you, Charizard!'' cried Ash. ''Feel the power
of a legitimate
Pokemon!" What the Rockets didn't know was that Ash
was hiding a seventh
Pokemon. In the scant time he had to tap into the
computer, he overrid the
lockout that allows you to carry only six Pokemon.
''Your pathetic Charizard is no match for Mariru
(pikablu)! go Mariru!''
Lita's Pokeball hit the floor and out came a chubby, blue
''Water is strong against fire," observed Landon.
''Battle is not my intent," Smiled Ash. ''Charizard,
fire blast the computer!''
Charizard let a torrent of destruction flow forth from
his mouth as Ash tossed
another Pokeball on the ground.
The rockets wire too shocked to react. Out of the
Pokeball came a Pokemon
they had never seen used before...a Magikarp!
''Maglkarp?!'' they laughed ''Where did you get that
''Found the closet where you are storing everyone of
these trainers clothing,
so I grabbed it from someone's belt.''
''HAHAHA!'' they laughed, ''Mariru, slap it!"
Mariru did as it was told, rearing back his hand and
bringing it squarely down
on Magikarps brow. That did it for Magikarp. A white aura
surronded him as
he chanded forms. Standing before the rockets was a very
''Gyrados, hyper beam!'' yelled Ash. Gyrados opened his
jaws and let losse a
stream of muticlored pure energy directly at the rockets.
As soon as he let up,
ail that was left were ashes. Ash had his Squirtle put
out the computer fire. He
walked from tube to tube, opening each one. The trainers
bodies covered in green goo. Ash ran and got towels and
all of their clothing
lo avoid embarrassment when they all realized they were
nude and covered in
Meanwhile on an island in the middle of the ocean two
figures collieded with
the ground. Covered in burns and smoke they quickly
jumped in the ocean. as
they were cooling off, one said
''This was an embarrasment! Revenge shall be ours!''
The two figure began to plot amongst themselves...
Suddenly, Mars stepped in
and interrupted everything!
First of all. let me start out by saying that if this
story were a horse, I'd have to
shoot it. Second of all, it ends now, If you have no idea
how to write for
Pokemon, then for crying out loud: don't do it! We're
going to restart this
story. If you've made it this far. you're obviously bored
with nothing to do. I
think this is a clever idea and has the potential to make
the EAGB site more
entertaining, but so far it has yet to yield fruit. You
are in control of Ash when
you finish reading-why don't you have a little fun with
that? The only guy who
knew what he was doing was the one that wrote the opening
Anyway, it's now time for a brand NEW story to clean
things up. Here it comes
(and remember, there ARE NO ''Poke Gods" in the
upcoming Pokemon Gold
and Silver cartridges . Remember , DON'T MESS THIS UP!...
continuing on his quest to become a Pokemon Master, Ash
and his friends
find themselves lost in the woods-for the 98th time.
''Great, where are we NOW?'' said a frustrated Ash to a
Brock with his head
completely hidden by a large map,
"Well, according to my calculations--''
''NO CLICHES! We're TRYING TO FIND TORLIN LAKE-WHERE IS
"No, this can't be right." Brock stopped and
scratched his head.
''What? What?" said Misty.
''We should be right in the middle of it. ''
"HUH???" they both exclaimed.
''Lemee see that," said Ash, yanking the map from
Brock. He searched the
sheet. "I don't see any-''
''THERE, '' said Brock.
''That's a coffee stain," said Ash. ''THAT'S NOT A
LAKE, THATS A COFFEE
STAIN! HOW DID IT GET THERE ANYWAY? NONE OF US EVEN DRINK
''Mysteries of life," mused Brock.
''PIKA PIKA,'' said Pikachu, tugging at Ash's pant leg.
''Hey, I think Pikachu is trying to tell us something,''
''Pika Pika! Pika Pika Pika! Pika Pika Chu! Pika, Pika
Pika, Pika, pika pika,
pika pika...PIKA PIKA! Pika pika. PIKA PIKA! PIKA PIKA!!
Pika, Pika, pika...
chu pika chu. Pika, pika, pika, PIKA, PIKA CHU!!!!!!''
"No, Pikachu, you can't get pizza,'' sighed Ash.
''No no no! He's trying to tell you something else! Hey,
what's this?" Misty
moved her foot to find a crumpled, dusty piece of paper
lying on the ground.
She knelt down to pick it up.
Misty blew the dust away, stared at it for a couple
seconds, then gasped and
"What? What is it, Misty?" said Ash.
"I don't believe it," Misty said in
astonishment. "I can't believe somebody could
just DROP this!"
''What? What?" Ash ran over.
''Look for yourself.'' She slowly turned the paper toward
''AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! ITS AN INVITATION TO THE POKEMON
LEAGUE ANNUAL CONVENTION! THE MOST ELITE, HIGH-BROW EVENT
OF THE YEAR! IT'S WHAT EVERY TRAINER DREAMS ABOUT!
EVERYBODY IMPORTANT WILL BE THERE-PROFESSOR OAK, ALL THE
G'YM LEADERS, THE ELITE FOUR-ALL THE BEST TRAINERS IN THE
WORLD! AND WE HAVE AN INVITATION!!!"
"Thank you, Mister Exposition," said Slappy
''Huh?'' said Brock. "What's she doing here?"
''Ah, who knows?'' said Ash. "These amateur stories
never make any sense
anyway. WE HAVE A PARTY TO ATTEND!!!"
Everybody jumped up in joy.
Meanwhile, somebody watched the event through horn-rimmed
''Did you hear THAT??"
''Jessie, I really wish you'd throw those away,"
''HEY! THIS I S A COLLECTOR'S ITEM! JOAN RIVERS ONCE
Lucky for me I just happened to find it being auctioned
off at an Internet web
site! It'll make me RICH someday!''
''So, what's the plan?" said Meowth. ''We gonna
catch some POKEMON?"
''We don't need to do any catching," said James.
"This may be the biggest
event of our criminal lives! If we can follow them and
sneak into that party, we
could-we could--'' James started to slobber with greed.
''AAAAHHH! HE'S DOIN' IT AGAIN!!!" exclaimed Meowth.
''Hold still, James," said Jessie. and she fired a
pill into his mouth via
slingshot. She then returned the bottle of pills to a
little black bag.
''Thanks, I feel much better, '' said James.
"Anyway, think about it! If we play
our cards right, WE COULD OVERTHROW THE ENTIRE POKEMON
LEAGUE!!! WE COULD RULE THE ENTIRE POKEMON UNIVERSE!!!
WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY!!!"
Jessie and Meowth started to warm up to the idea.
"Yeah," she said, rubbing
her hands together. ''This is nothing like our
is MUCH BETTER," she said. ''I can't wait to see how
the next writer handles
it-if he doesn't screw it up by making the whole incident
2 sentences long or
bringing in a character that wasn't originally
They started to sneak after Ash's party.
''WelI: we're here," said Ash. They stood before a
heavily guarded. There appeared to be NO WAY to get in
invitation. Good thing they had one.
''Hey, let's bring our Pokemon out," said Ash. ''We
can show 'em off and
everybody important will see what good trainers we are.''
''HEY, YEAH!" they all agreed.
''ZIJBAT! GEODUDE! ONIX! GO!!'' Brock called out,
throwing Poke Balls from a bag.
It was Misty's turn. ''STARYU! HORSEA! STARMIE!''
''Hey, you forgot Psyduck,'' said Ash.
''Hey, nobody says I have to--" and just then,
Psyduck popped out from Misty's
'' AAAAAAAAGHHHH! GET BACK IN THERE BEFORE THEY SEE
screamed an exasperated Misty.
Ash went ahead. ''Let's see. Pikachu's already
PIDGEOTTO! CHARMANDER! SQUIRTLE! GOOFY!"
''GOOFY???" everybody yelled. ''WHATS HE STILL DOING
''A-hyuck,'' said Goofy. "I'ma gonna do an ad for
the latest Disney video,
''Disney licensed characters go to Walt Disney World and
products." Here I go!''
''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!'' screeched Misty. ''CALL HIM
CALL HIM BACK! QUICK!!!''
''GOOFY, RETURN!!'' said Ash.
Everybody breathed a sigh of relief.
''Phew, that was close,'' exhaled Ash. ''We almost had
some spam on this
''So..,ARE WE READY??'' said Misty.
''YES!! !'' they all yelled.
''THEN LET'S GO! ONWARD WE GO TOWARD STARDOM!
PART 2-FAME AND MISFORTUNE
Ash and his friends stared all around at the gathering.
There were so many
Pokemon stars, they could hardly believe it.
''WOW! It's REX STILER, THE MOST MERCHANDISED POKEMON
TRAINER IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE!!'' yelled Ash.
Rex turned around. ''Hey there, you little kid! Hey!
Those are ''Air Stilers''
you're wearing! Thanks for the hundred bucks!''
"WOW!'' gaped Ash ''I HAVE ALL THE MERCHANDISE OF
YOU AS WELL
AS THE MOVIE YOU STARRED IN WITH THOSE ANIMATED
CHARACTERS! WHATCHA DOING NOW?''
''Well: if you must know, slobbering fan, I'm sitting
here relaxing and NOT
getting paid to drink this can of Sprite!''
"WOW! WHERE'S A VENDING MACHINE? I'VE GOTTA NOT
ENJOY A CAN
OF SPRITE WITH YOU!!!"
''l've got a better idea," said Brock. ''Why don't
you battle him? That's what I'D
''Well, I--uh--" Ash stammered nervously.
''Oh, c'mon! It'll be fun!'' said Rex.
Ash gathered up his courage. ''YEAH! I'LL DO IT! AND I'LL
Rex brought out his first Pokemon. It was...
CONTINUED BY NEXT WRITER(IT BETTER BE GOOD!)
Ash called back Squirtle, Pikachu, Pidgeotto and
Charmander to defend him.
Immediatly one of the organisers rushed over to the
group, along with
security, "Hey hey hey! No fighting indoors. If you
want to challenge
someone, take it outside to the arena!''
Rex looked outside, it had begun raining. ''Sorry kid,
but I can't get these
Noke © shoes wet. They'd just shring and be all
another day then. Ekans Return!''
''Yeah,'' Ash replied,'' Charmander, return."
''Here kid, have a Stiler © Pokeball replica keyring,
personally signed by my
"Gee, thanks Mr Stiler!''
''Oh well Ash," Brock commented. ''at least you got
something out of meeting
''Yeah ,'' Misty continued, "let's see some more of
Ash released his Pokemon again and the gang continued to
walk around the
convention. There were people swapping Pokemon, stalls
selling the latest
Pokeballs an previewing the prototype Hyperball, which
claims to be able to
store three Pokemon in a single ball. Over in one corner
was Nurse Joy giving
free Pokemon First Aid lessons. They walked over to her.
''Hey Nurse Joy!'' Brock called, ''Good to see you
"Hello, ummm,'' she replied, ''do I know you."
''You idiot," Misty exclaimed to Brock, ''don't
remember that all Nurse Joy's
relatives look the same."
"Oh yeah, '' Brock replied. ''Sorry!'' he called out
to Nurse Joy.
"I wonder where
Professor Oak is," ash said, then he saw Oak giving
a speech on Poke-Nutrition.
"Hes too busy to take
to us right now," said Brock.
"Ahuck, a hey Ash, be
sure to watch Goof Troop, on disney, or else!"
"Hey!" Ash yelled as he hit Goofy over the
head. "You can do that on the Disney Channel, but
not in MY backpack!"
Brock, "that Nurse Joy looked different."
"What, was she wearing a different hat?" said
"No, it wasn't like that," he replied.
"Just....I'll show you."
They went up to Joy again.
"She looks the same to me," said Misty.
At that moment, Giovanni
whispered into a microphone from deep in his
headquarters, It's time." The micro-receiver in
"Joy"s ear received the command and she brought
out her pistols.
"On second thought,
I'm gonna give this one to you," said Misty.
Attendees from all around
the convention ripped off their disguises to reveal
maroon-colored Rs on their chests. Gasps and screams were
heard all around.
"it was too
easy," said Rocket Dan, the leader of the group.
"Our boss organized this entire event in the first
place! Now we'll dispatch every single one of you and
take over the Pokemon League!"
The Elite Four, Professor
Oak, and all the officials of the Pokemon League were
prodded into a corner. The Rockets raised their weapons,
but before they could fire....
"AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!"
A giant tank suddenly
crashed through the south wall, startling the Rockets
into dropping their guard. Professor Oak and the others
raced out of the way.
Jessie emerged from the
top of the tank with a bullhorn and spoke. "ALL OF
YOUR PRECIOUS POKEMON ARE NOW OURS! WE'LL GIVE YOU TEN
MINUTES BEFORE WE--"
They looked around and
realized their mistake, but it was too late. Mewoth
accidentally sat on the self-destruct button. All the
good guys raced to the other side of the room as the
Rockets were engulfed in the explosion. Team Rocket
zoomed up into the atmosphere. "LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIINNNN....."
"A hey Ash, be sure
to see Disney's Tarzan in theatres, a-hyuck."
Ash. "I said you could do that on the Disney
Channel, but not in MY backpack!" He shoved Goofy
back into the pack and zipped it shut.
"There goes Team
Rocket." Ash and Brock looked up just in time to see
humanoid silhouettes careening through the sky.
They all laughed.
"Lets catch up with
them" said Misty. "Dont forget they still have
our Pokeballs with them."
They raced ahead.
"Let's get that
Tyranno!" said the Cyborg/human named Cyber Green
Tyranno warmed up an
energy blast. Cyber Green was blasted across the
landscape and landed against some large boulders.
"That does it,
prepare to eat my fire!" Cyber Green shouted.
"PIDGEOTTO!!!" Blue yelled angrily at Tyranno.
Cyber Green fired three
steady Energy Blasts from his arm cannon. The blasts
deflected off Tyranno and colided with a nearby tree,
which fell over onto Cyber Green's head.
"This is your fault
Blue!!" said Cyber Green.
"PIDGE!!" Blue flapped his wings in rage and
blew them away, to be continued....
Meanwhile (because I dont
get what just happend) ash and his friends reached the
"We can't go any
further" said Brock. "We need to find a
"If only I had a Lapras we could get across
easily" said Misty
Ash and Pikachu went
seatching. As luck would have it a whole group of Lapras
were just around the bend.
"Were saved, as long
as they arent hungry!!" said Brock.
Just then they heard a low rumbling growl from the
nearest Laparas's stomach.
ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS THIS MASTER POSTMAN ANYWAY???
WHAT A GEEK!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY EAGB, RESET THE STORY!!!!!
Ash hit the earth with a
sickening thud. The twisted face of Gary, wrapped in an
evil grin, stared down at him. It would take more than
Pikachu to save him this time. Sean, his traveling
companion, seethed in rage.
"You're gonna pay for
this," said Sean. He snatched a Pokeball off his
belt and Gary screamed in horror as.....
"Huh?" Ash said
as he realized he was laying on the floor.
"You were asleep
Ash," Misty said. "We're still at the
"Oh, right," said Ash.
Sean was at the Hyperball booth, but came over after he
saw them. "Hey, you guys, I didn't know you were
here. How come I keep showing up in Ash's dream?"
"We have a serious
problem you guys," said Jenny. "Team rocket and
team blaze have joined, their powers could destroy us
all!" "That's not gonna happen," said ash
and he twisted back his baseball cap.....
Suddenly a huge warp hole
opened up and swallowed Ash while Sean made out with
Misty. Brock ate his underwear and got underwearitis
while Ash Jr. murdered Kenji Ketchum.
Ash landed in an open
field and found himself surrounded by Chinese
Leprechauns. Then he discovered they mimicked every move
he made so he started doing the Macarena and they started
doing the Macarena as well. As they did the Macarena they
started falling asleep one by one and he caught them all.
Then Ash Jr. and Pikachu Jr. defeated Lt. Surge Jr, Erika
Jr, Sabrina Jr. Koga Jr. and Blaine Jr. but Donkey Kong
Jr. got the better of them and Nurse Joy Jr. had to call
Officer Jenny Jr to arrest him. Ash Jr. died and was
relaced by Ash Jr. Jr.
"My nose hurts,"
They all went to Chinese
Leprechauns Doing The Macarena City, where Ash bought
Rattata meat, Misty bought Psyduck repellent, and Brock
bought an hour with Nurse Joy. Then suddenly....
"And make it
"AND I'M TIRED OF
THAT STUPID SLOGOOOOON!!!"
Jessie captured Pikachu,
James captured Ash Jr. Jr, but Meowth used Pay Day to rob
Fort Knox and he caught them all. Misty used Horn Drill
and knocked out Goofy with a 1 hit KO. Everyone yelled
YAY, NO MORE IDIOT GOOFY!!! Pikachu exploded and I waited
for my responses to writing such a crappy story so I
could continue later.
i trashed mega for making
then i filled pokemon
island with portapotties
and made lots of typos
Then I threw out HERO
(whose Email address is firstname.lastname@example.org) and he
discovered the secret base and he caught them all. Then
in episode 86 Brock died, but they re-edited some old
footage to make it look like he just left. Then in
episode 103 Misty had a baby while Togepi evolved into
Togepi and Brock got Ash arrested for making out with his
teacher in the broom closet at Six Flags. Then Ash caught
Mew, Mewtwo, Mewthree, the Great Lakes, Africa, Earth,
Venus, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and he was about to catch
Saturn when his alarm clock woke him up and he realized
he had overslept and missed his free Pokemon from
Professor Oak so he raced outside in his pajamas. Then
everybody got angry with Japan for restarting the series
over again and threatened to bomb them and World War III
began. There was a shortage of paper and the series had
to be cancelled for two years. Then suddenly.....