Even before you have passed through the grand doorway of the rented-out party hall, you hear the voice of Harold Saxon over the loudspeaker.

"Welcome friends and dignantaries! Please enjoy the punch and tea. Make yourselves at home. We look forward to dining and talking with you this evening."

Lavish tables are adorned with ice sculptures and food from across the world. A full orchestra plays from the balcony as patrons enter. Some are sitting and chatting excitedly in the dining area, others are dancing gracefully in the center of the floor. You've never seen a sight this magnificent in your whole life.

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THE MASTER IS IN CONTROL

tap tap tap tap

I will be singing a song. Sung by Saix.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRy_xpezK8s

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URAHARA ONCE VISITED THE VIRGIN ISLANDS. THEY ARE NOW THE ISLANDS.

TV: HERE'S SOME FOOTAGE OF ORIHIME RUNNING.
ICHIGO: OH GOD NOT BOOBS, I NO LONGER WANT THIS TV ANYMORE.
TV: ICHIGO YOU'RE LAME.
ICHIGO: NO I TOTALLY ROCK YOU GUYS YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME. I'M COOL.

Will there be cake!!!?

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XOMiss_Samantha(To me, about a Naruto Manga post)- ISHTAR, YOU ARE THE NARRATOR FROM DBZ!

Oh, look who joined the party!

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Listening: Daft Punk, Justice, and The White Stripes
Watching (For TV): Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Scrubs
Watching (For Movies): Drillbit Taylor (Good), D.A.F.T. (Must Watch for fans of Electronic Music), and Dogma (Top 5 Fav Films)

I have arrived, with my pregnant gf, Asuka. She is wearing a lovely black maternity dress that was once worn by Jennifer Lopez, while I look like Fu Manchu in the fake Grindhouse trailer, Werewolf Women of the SS.

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I am Fu Manchu! Master of the RICK ROLL!

Wait a minute... you're not a man... you're the...

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ITS THE MASTER HE'S COME TO KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Three more weeks....
DALEK'S UBER-PSYCHOTRONIC DVD COLLECTION OF DOOM! LORD DALEK HATES YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE!
THE 2008 TOON ZONE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION! or: Pantomime Horse Vs. _______________ - The Battle for Burkina Faso

But you're so big and tall..IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE YOU!

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URAHARA ONCE VISITED THE VIRGIN ISLANDS. THEY ARE NOW THE ISLANDS.

TV: HERE'S SOME FOOTAGE OF ORIHIME RUNNING.
ICHIGO: OH GOD NOT BOOBS, I NO LONGER WANT THIS TV ANYMORE.
TV: ICHIGO YOU'RE LAME.
ICHIGO: NO I TOTALLY ROCK YOU GUYS YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME. I'M COOL.

The screaming, unshaven Scottsman is apprehended by two large black-tie thugs, who drag him out of the reception hall. No one among the crowd seems to notice or care.

You could almost swear you heard a rhythmic pounding coming from the speaker system...

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THE MASTER IS IN CONTROL

tap tap tap tap

BTW, your wife's cheating on you, so I'd do something if I were you.

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XOMiss_Samantha(To me, about a Naruto Manga post)- ISHTAR, YOU ARE THE NARRATOR FROM DBZ!

Should I send a present or something? How about a coffee machine?

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Shameless Plug Alert!
Two Worlds Divided (Avatar/Naruto Crossover)http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3454095/...st_for_Balance

Nice party

*takes a drink from one of those VOC robot waiters*


...I heard those things can be dangerous. Is that true Mr. Saxon?

EXCUSE ME?EXCUSE ME?

I AM NOT.
Don't you dare insult me or my darling husband of ultimate beauty and power. Dear Harold! Come and sweep my off my feet!

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kukuku

EJECT!

The World's #1 Roy, Itachi, Dearka, MattJeevas, Renji, & Crispin Freeman Fangirl
The Biggest #1 Kabuto Hater.

Xanga & myspaceee

I approached the new PM and said to him:

"Greetings, Mr. Saxom. Or, should I say, Prime Minister Saxom! My name is Vyse, and I am a member of President PC2's Cabinet as his Greedy Duck-Squeezer. On behalf of my boss and the rest of the cabinet, I congratulate you for your victory and upcoming wedding to Sam."

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I am Fu Manchu! Master of the RICK ROLL!

:: Prime Minister Harold Saxon and XOMiss_Samantha descend the grand staircase. ::

My friends, welcome. I hope you're having a good time. Now TOO good, mind you. We're only renting this place out for the night and there's an extra charge for damaged furnishings.

:: Polite laughter from the crowd. ::

A toast, to my lovely wife Miss Samantha. Our future begins today, along with all of Toon Zone.

:: The crowd drinks to the toast. Applause and cheers. ::

Please drink up everyone! The night is just getting started!

:: The orchestra kicks back into full swing as Mr. Saxon and Samantha look on from the staircase. ::

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THE MASTER IS IN CONTROL

tap tap tap tap

http://www.forums.toonzone.net/showp...9&postcount=43

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XOMiss_Samantha(To me, about a Naruto Manga post)- ISHTAR, YOU ARE THE NARRATOR FROM DBZ!

That's obviously a lie.

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kukuku

EJECT!

The World's #1 Roy, Itachi, Dearka, MattJeevas, Renji, & Crispin Freeman Fangirl
The Biggest #1 Kabuto Hater.

Xanga & myspaceee

Yay! As Chief Justice of the Toon Zone Supreme Court, I hearby call all cocktail weenies in this party as my own.

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Shameless Plug Alert!
Two Worlds Divided (Avatar/Naruto Crossover)http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3454095/...st_for_Balance

Nonsense. Maybe the beta models were rubbish, but these are state-of-the-art. (Licensed by Torchwood no less!)

Thank you, Vyse. Though the wedding already happened privately, not many were there. We decided to get the formalities over with before the election. I trust you are having a good time?

It most certainly is! Archangel has been keeping close tabs on Mrs. Saxon...for her own safety, of course...and I can assure you there is no infidelity here.

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THE MASTER IS IN CONTROL

tap tap tap tap

*Drinks his 10th glass.*

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URAHARA ONCE VISITED THE VIRGIN ISLANDS. THEY ARE NOW THE ISLANDS.

TV: HERE'S SOME FOOTAGE OF ORIHIME RUNNING.
ICHIGO: OH GOD NOT BOOBS, I NO LONGER WANT THIS TV ANYMORE.
TV: ICHIGO YOU'RE LAME.
ICHIGO: NO I TOTALLY ROCK YOU GUYS YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME. I'M COOL.

Nope! No infidelity! He even keeps cameras in the shower! He's such a good husband, always making sure I'm safe.

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kukuku

EJECT!

The World's #1 Roy, Itachi, Dearka, MattJeevas, Renji, & Crispin Freeman Fangirl
The Biggest #1 Kabuto Hater.

Xanga & myspaceee