Dear Mr Spartan,
I'm really enjoying your answers so far. If you could take a look at my questions, I would really like that.
Question Number 1 - What is your favorite color?
Question Number 2 - Why do you run around in your underwear? Grown men don't do that unless they drink too much...
Question Number 3 - Why do you care so much about how your abs look?
Question Number 4 - Have you seen my parents? They've been gone for a while...
Question Number 5 - Do you regret killing anyone?
Question Number 6 - What is "crotch rot"?
Question Number 7 - Do you yell like this...
WANDER INTO THE WOODS ALONE AT THE AGE OF 9 WITH
NOTHING BUT A CLOAK AND A SPEAR YOU CARVED YOURSELF. IF YOU CAN SURVIVE
FOR THE NEXT 2 YEARS, LIVING OFF THE LAND, KILLING YOUR FOOD AND YOUR
CLOTHING, FIGHTING EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR YOUR MISERABLE, HELLISH
EXISTENCE, THEN YOU WILL REALIZE THAT THIS IS A STUPID QUESTION AND ALL THAT MATTERS IS BLOODLUST AND BATTLE AND SURVIVAL. ALL ELSE IS VANITY.
PLUS, CRUNCHES. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF CRUNCHES.
...because you are afraid no one will listen to you if you speak quietly? Are your ears hurt or something?
Question Number 8 - I think you're funny. Will you stay here at Toonzone even after April Fool's Day?
Okay...thank you and Merry Fool's Day!
Signed,
Little Joshua Beevles
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"Hope Sings in the Darkness"
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