21st Century Predictions

The Cartoon · #1 $Add Infraction for The Cartoon$ Today, 01:14 PM

What do you think will happen in the 21st century? I say:

Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter will become a famous pop star on Disney Channel and begin to make the channel a joke with the help of a bad musical with 2 or more sequels which will make lots of money, but anger Disney fans. To make matters worse, a band of 3 brothers who's last names all start with the letter J will get constant attention from little girls despite bad music.

I know it's way out there but you never know! Anyway, I'm more curious to know about what you guys predict!

**Speedy Boris** · #2 Today, 01:17 PM

Jesus Christ will return on December 31, 1999 at 11:59 PM (central standard time) and take with Him the followers, leaving the damned to wander the earth until Judgment Day.

Hey, some random preacher on TV said it, it must be true!

**OMG Kittens!!** · #3 Today, 01:19 PM

I predict there will be KITTENS ON THE INTARWEB!

Ishtar · #4 $Add Infraction for Ishtar$ Today, 01:24 PM

Al Gore will be our next President. I can see it now! No way in hell George W. Bush is gonna win. I mean, didn't people learn from his father's presidency?

CartoonOverlord · #5 $Add Infraction for CartoonOverlord$ Today, 01:27 PM

Rorschach's Journal
April 1, 1999
The world will end. All the filth and corruption of humanity will devour them all. If not, we'll have a Republican president for eight years.

J!!! · #6 $Add Infraction for J!!!$ Today, 01:35 PM

That that new fangeled Spongebob show will get good ratings I don't know why I just have faith in it.

**Lord Dalek** · #7 $Add Infraction for Lord Dalek$ Today, 01:35 PM

A slow-witted Texan will steal the upcoming presidential election and then spend the next eight years running our nation into the ground in the name of "freedom" leading to the near implosion of his party and the election of some black guy who eats arugulla.

Either that or the Red Sox will finally win a World Series, maybe two.

Ishtar · #8 $Add Infraction for Ishtar$ Today, 01:45 PM

All That will have a revival with a whole new cast. It will fail terribly.

The Cartoon · #9 $Add Infraction for The Cartoon$ Today, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Dalek

Either that or the Red Sox will finally win a World Series, maybe two.

Yeah right Dalek, two World Series wins? Even I can admit that is WAY too far-fetched to happen.

**Prophet of Lavos** · #10 Today, 01:47 PM

Who cares? Those who live to see it will pray for death. All hail Lavos.

**Lord Dalek** · #11 $Add Infraction for Lord Dalek$ Today, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Cartoon

Yeah right Dalek, two World Series wins? Even I can admit that is WAY too far-fetched to happen.

I know, I know. It'll take an embarrassing loss from the Yankees in Game 7 of the ALC finals but everyone knows that'll NEVER happen.

Dr.Pepper · #12 $Add Infraction for Dr.Pepper$ Today, 03:58 PM

My predictions:

CN will start playing live-action shows
Disney will make a direct-to-video sequel to virtually every classic movie they ever made
Instead of CD players, we will have these tiny little things that hold 1000 songs
Most animated movies would be in CGI
That new Toon Disney channel will be rebranded for boys ages 6-14 with live-action and animated programs

XOMiss_Samantha · #13 $Add Infraction for XOMiss_Samantha$ Today, 04:08 PM

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