When no one is looking, I like to dress up as Brittany Spears and sing, "TOUCH MY BODY! TOUCH MY BODY! C'MON JUSTIN AND TOUCH MY BODY!"

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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your ***** ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

I'm actually three Nicaraguan leprechauns in a tall suit, writing the official script for the next Batman movie, where he fights Blackulas and the ghost of Colonel Sanders.

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"How long can a man fight darkness before he finds it in himself"- Spider-Man 3

So, what color panties are you all wearing? Tell me so I can tell my friend who shall remain nameless, so he won't have to bury you in a ditch.

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Help rank the 10 greatest animated films, series, and anime of all time.

I'M TUX AND I DON'T WEAR ANY

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I'd share my mortgage info, but since I own my car there are no numbers to hack. Instead, here's my serial number: 8272253362426339.

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New Review up: Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust - defunctzombie's lair
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And over there we have the Labyrinth guards. One always lies, one always tells the truth, and one stabs people who ask tricky questions.