The time for pleasantries is over.

People of Toon Zone, my name is NOT Harold Saxon. It is THE MASTER. I'll leave it up to you to figure out who I'm now a Master of.

That's right.

I have killed or otherwise incapacitated your "presidents" and your "administrators." The only authority around here is moi. That's French for "me."

I'm not going to ask you to bow. I'm not going to ask you for money. All I ask...is that you DIE.



Cheers!

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THE MASTER IS IN CONTROL

tap tap tap tap

BABYCAKES... come back so I can tell you how much I love you as I bash your face in!!! PLEASE! Don't leave me!
this nice man wants to speak to you!

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kukuku

EJECT!

The World's #1 Roy, Itachi, Dearka, MattJeevas, Renji, & Crispin Freeman Fangirl
The Biggest #1 Kabuto Hater.

Xanga & myspaceee

Is that how people express love these days? Beating each other in?

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URAHARA ONCE VISITED THE VIRGIN ISLANDS. THEY ARE NOW THE ISLANDS.

TV: HERE'S SOME FOOTAGE OF ORIHIME RUNNING.
ICHIGO: OH GOD NOT BOOBS, I NO LONGER WANT THIS TV ANYMORE.
TV: ICHIGO YOU'RE LAME.
ICHIGO: NO I TOTALLY ROCK YOU GUYS YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME. I'M COOL.

Sorry brotha, your goons were a little too hasty in kicking me out of your soire (the wine would have done the trick). So while digging around this circa 1973 phonebook I managed to get in contact with these "UNIT" flolks. I think they'd like to talk to you, ain't that right guys?



Oh and there's this other bloke in the black who's joined forces with them. Claims you're giving him a bad name.

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Three more weeks....
DALEK'S UBER-PSYCHOTRONIC DVD COLLECTION OF DOOM! LORD DALEK HATES YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE!
THE 2008 TOON ZONE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION! or: Pantomime Horse Vs. _______________ - The Battle for Burkina Faso

Why, yes, Rocketboy. Although that's if it's between a man and a woman, between two effeminate men, or between Ken and Ryu from Street Fighter II V.

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I am Fu Manchu! Master of the RICK ROLL!

Bea Arthur: The original International Man of Mystery.

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Don't insult my integrity by demanding a source simply because you don't like what I said. If there is a source to be linked, rest assured I will link it. In the meantime remember that every piece of information known to humanity has NOT been uploaded to the internet for convenient linkage. To the best of my knowledge, I have never given the impression that I enjoy spreading falsehoods around the internet. It's called the benefit of the doubt -- use it when the situation calls for it.

You think anything can stop me now?

You think I'm not prepared for these silly little attempts at retaliation?

:: Nods to Old Master :: Hey Me. How's it going?

Okay, you asked for it. HERE! COME! THE DRUMS!

:: Voodoo Child starts playing ::

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THE MASTER IS IN CONTROL

tap tap tap tap

Don't do this ;______________; You can save yourself with the power of love! Just let me kill you, dammit!

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kukuku

EJECT!

The World's #1 Roy, Itachi, Dearka, MattJeevas, Renji, & Crispin Freeman Fangirl
The Biggest #1 Kabuto Hater.

Xanga & myspaceee

Harold Saxon.

You may be the master, but I am the meister.

Sincerely,

Paddy Irishman

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vote eur✪party in the Toon Zone Elections!

"The politics of failure have failed, we need to make them work again."

An Irishman's Random Thoughts

What a tempting offer. Thanks but no thanks.

:: Looks out the window of his airship ::

What the bloody hell are they doing down there?

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THE MASTER IS IN CONTROL

tap tap tap tap

*hangs from a rope attached to the airship, dangling for her life*
I will destroy you with my love!! Take me into your arms, Harooooooold~

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kukuku

EJECT!

The World's #1 Roy, Itachi, Dearka, MattJeevas, Renji, & Crispin Freeman Fangirl
The Biggest #1 Kabuto Hater.

Xanga & myspaceee

***AIMS STINGER AT THE AIRSHIP***

Take this, master.

***FIRES IT AT THE AIRSHIP, IT'S A DIRECT HIT***

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Once again, fun runs amuck in our streets. If just for one year.
And yes, Orihime is carrying my child.

You monster! You shot my baby!!!

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kukuku

EJECT!

The World's #1 Roy, Itachi, Dearka, MattJeevas, Renji, & Crispin Freeman Fangirl
The Biggest #1 Kabuto Hater.

Xanga & myspaceee

Guess it's time for another SUPAH...

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:: Holds onto console for dear life as the airship bridge banks sharply ::

Oh dear oh dear! I think I forgot to ban personal armaments before killing the people with the power to pass laws!

Down by the river!!!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

:: Screams as airship plummets ::

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THE MASTER IS IN CONTROL

tap tap tap tap

Just checking, did he shoot Saxon, which you said you wanted to kill, or your unborn child?
Apparently, from the previous posts, Saxon.

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I am Fu Manchu! Master of the RICK ROLL!

SAXON!! HE SHOT MY DEAR HUSBAND! THE MAN I LOVE AND WAKE UP NEXT TO EACH MORNING! THE MAN WHO MAKES MY DREAMS COME TRUE! THE MAN WHO INSTALLS CAMERAS IN MY SHOWER! HE SHOT MY BUTTERCUP!!!
<--unphased

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kukuku

EJECT!

The World's #1 Roy, Itachi, Dearka, MattJeevas, Renji, & Crispin Freeman Fangirl
The Biggest #1 Kabuto Hater.

Xanga & myspaceee

The only to abortionate someone is with a falcon punch. LIKE THIS! *Falcon punches Samantha in the gut.*

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URAHARA ONCE VISITED THE VIRGIN ISLANDS. THEY ARE NOW THE ISLANDS.

TV: HERE'S SOME FOOTAGE OF ORIHIME RUNNING.
ICHIGO: OH GOD NOT BOOBS, I NO LONGER WANT THIS TV ANYMORE.
TV: ICHIGO YOU'RE LAME.
ICHIGO: NO I TOTALLY ROCK YOU GUYS YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME. I'M COOL.

Some master. A true strategist would anticipate anything and create a counterpoint.

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Once again, fun runs amuck in our streets. If just for one year.
And yes, Orihime is carrying my child.

uhh uhh uhh *uses you as an airbag for the ship her husband is in*

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kukuku

EJECT!

The World's #1 Roy, Itachi, Dearka, MattJeevas, Renji, & Crispin Freeman Fangirl
The Biggest #1 Kabuto Hater.

Xanga & myspaceee