Thread: Complaint Dept. for April Fools Day on Toonzone

Originally Posted by Nel

Cool story Moe.

OH OH OH OH

that was a good one. i'm kinda laughing right now, yet i'm kinda not BECAUSE IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.

ok it was. a little. just a little.

I just need change for a dollar. In quarters, mostly.

Originally Posted by SuperMegaHyper

I've traveled through mountains and seas to retrieve my account for THIS!?

How I loathe all of you.

We're sorry, one of our associates ran over your bicycle in the parking lot.
Repeatedly.
So you're not going anywhere.
Please enjoy your stay.

Originally Posted by DuckTwacy

I just need change for a dollar. In quarters, mostly.

We are unable to process your request at this moment.
Please stay on hold until the next representative is available.

Originally Posted by Shawn Hopkins

I was told there would be hotdogs here. Why are there no hotdogs? I want to speak to the manager.

Originally Posted by Aquadementia

We're sorry. We're no longer able to honor request for that item.
All issues related to meat or meat like products must be submitted to us in writing through our lawyer.

Who are YOU to impersonate the manager? Instant ban.

Originally Posted by Aquadementia

We are unable to process your request at this moment.
Please stay on hold until the next representative is available.

Alright, I'll just go to the convenience store across the street, then.

I've been saying this all along, TZ needs less ponies, more wrestling!


WE MUST BECOME WRESTLINGZONE!

Originally Posted by defunctzombie

Who are YOU to impersonate the manager? Instant ban.

Thank you for using the Toonzone Complaint Department.
If you would like to speak with a manager press 8 on your phone now.
If you are using a rotary phone please hang up and try again when you're ready to join the 21st century.
Have your credit card ready. Fees of $2.99 per minute will apply.

Originally Posted by DuckTwacy

Alright, I'll just go to the convenience store across the street, then.

Please stay on hold or you will lose your place in line.
We at the Toonzone Complaint Department urge all members to avoid the convenience store across the street unless they desire hepatitis.

I don't want these damn complaint departments! I'm gonna take a flammable complaint department grenade, and I'll burn your house down! With the complaint departments!

Originally Posted by The Talon

I don't want these damn complaint departments! I'm gonna take a flammable complaint department grenade, and I'll burn your house down! With the complaint departments!

Thank you for your interest in the Toonzone's April Fools Day Complaint Department.
We remind you that the complaint department is an abstract entity that can only exist inside your living mind.
Any attempt to set fire to things in your own mind may result in hair loss.
We at the Toonzone Complaint are not responsible for any damages or losses due to negligence.

People keep trying to steal the recipe for my cereal. Do something about this.

Originally Posted by Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

People keep trying to steal the recipe for my cereal. Do something about this.

Hey, listen, at least you don't have it as bad as Lucky the Leprechaun. Or that stupid Trix rabbit. You know there have been reports recently about him breaking into people's houses to get Trix. He's gotten pretty desperate.

I'm out of sprinkles.

Originally Posted by DuckTwacy

Hey, listen, at least you don't have it as bad as Lucky the Leprechaun. Or that stupid Trix rabbit. You know there have been reports recently about him breaking into people's houses to get Trix. He's gotten pretty desperate.

Oh yeah, that freakin' rabbit. Look, he just says he wants Trix to get his foot in the door. Let him into your life and he'll rob you blind, I know that from experience. He's into the kind of sugar that comes from Colombia, sniff sniff, if you know what I mean.

Originally Posted by Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

Oh yeah, that freakin' rabbit. Look, he just says he wants Trix to get his foot in the door. Let him into your life and he'll rob you blind, I know that from experience. He's into the kind of sugar that comes from Colombia, sniff sniff, if you know what I mean.

Man, it's a shame. He used to be such a nice guy.

Originally Posted by Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

People keep trying to steal the recipe for my cereal. Do something about this.

Have you tried moving out into international waters?
You can take care of your own problem any way you want there and no one will say a word.

Originally Posted by Butterstar

I'm out of sprinkles.

Currently sprinkles are only available in international waters.
Until this shortage ends we recommend the use of Jazz Hands to distract people from the fact your frozen yogurt and ice cream is lacking decoration.

yeah i got a complaint to file. james harvey won't let me spam the marvel and DC boards. i was going to be all SNAPE KILLED BATMAN and stuff but he won't let me do any of that. HE WON'T LET ME.

do something about this or else i'll have to go all sun drop on you

Actually, speaking of the Trix rabbit, he sounds like something I should complain about. So here I am, complaining about the Trix rabbit.

'Den 'dis: