Thread: Complaint Dept. for April Fools Day on Toonzone

Originally Posted by Kiddington

awwwwwwwwww sweet bro you have an n-gage?

i'll trade you my charizard for that

Is it holographic? I'll take a holographic and tell you how to glitch Mew into your Blue Version.

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Why are there no threads about bears people? I need my bear thread.

Originally Posted by Nel

Is it holographic? I'll take a holographic and tell you how to glitch Mew into your Blue Version.

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awwwwwwwwww no way you bro you know how to get mew?

i'll throw in a holographic zapdos as well as holographic charizard if you also tell me how to get celebi. do you have celebi? cause if you do i so want it

I have no Celebi.

Originally Posted by Daxdiv

Why are there no threads about bears people? I need my bear thread.

Because they're godless killing machines.

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Originally Posted by Nel

I have no Celebi.

oh that's too bad BECAUSE YOU JUST BLEW YOUR CHANCE FOR A FREE HOLOGRAPHIC ZAPDOS

i hope you're proud of yourself.

Originally Posted by Nel

Because they're godless killing machines.

What? They're the cutest little thing with claws ever. How can you hate a face like this? ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

Originally Posted by Daxdiv

What? They're the cutest little thing with claws ever. How can you hate a face like this? ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

that's not a bear face

THIS is a bear face

Lies. He only smiles for the blood of man.

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Originally Posted by Peter Paltridge

Just so you know, we had a hilarious theme planned for this year's April shindig, but the guy who changes the boards didn't feel like changing the boards. So when this April 1st inevitably sucks, please remember that it wasn't my fault and I warned you.

We at the Toonzone Complaint Department have investigated your claim and found that Karma is above mercy and will always react with justice.
We hope this helps.

Originally Posted by Daxdiv

Why are there no threads about bears people? I need my bear thread.

Currently all activity is being directed through this topic.
Agents are being sent into the field to instruct users on how to press the "+ NEW THREAD" button.
Thank you for bearing with us.

Originally Posted by Aquadementia

Currently all activity is being directed through this topic.
Agents are being sent into the field to instruct users on how to press the "+ NEW THREAD" button.
Thank you for bearing with us.

that's a lie. that's a bald-faced lie.

you lie so much it's like a bodily function. you're like obam....HEYOOOOOOOOOO

And another thing, how come I can't get no Tang 'round here?

Originally Posted by Shawn Hopkins

And another thing, how come I can't get no Tang 'round here?

Originally Posted by Kiddington

that's a lie. that's a bald-faced lie.

you lie so much it's like a bodily function. you're like obam....HEYOOOOOOOOOO

We're experiencing technical difficulties as all our associates are being eaten by bears.
Please feel free to panic and act rashly while I put you on hold.

Originally Posted by Shawn Hopkins

And another thing, how come I can't get no Tang 'round here?

Lifetime supplies of Tang natural tasting orange flavored drink mix were issued to all personnel as they were mustered out of the Astronaut Corps.
If you are having difficulty locating your supply of Tang natural tasting orange flavored drink mix please check outer space.

Originally Posted by Aquadementia

Lifetime supplies of Tang natural tasting orange flavored drink mix were issued to all personnel as they were mustered out of the Astronaut Corps.
If you are having difficulty locating your supply of Tang natural tasting orange flavored drink mix please check outer space.

Greattt. Thanks, Obama.

I've traveled through mountains and seas to retrieve my account for THIS!?

How I loathe all of you.

it wasn't me bro.

it was this guy.