My cereal does not cut up the roof of your mouth
This is a lie started by that bloody leprechaun, and I have to put an end to it while I have this forum.
Yes, my cereal does have, let's say, a more -firm- texture than other
cereals. That's why it's the best, it's not mush like that other crap.
But if you're cutting your mouth with it you probably shouldn't be
allowed to hold a spoon because you'll probably swallow it. Little
whiners like that wouldn't have lasted five minutes in the Pacific.
Bottom line, just chew a little bit and you'll be fine. So stop being crybabies and man up.
No, Crunchberries aren't real berries. I thought that was obvious.
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