THE TOP 5 SCARIEST FACES I SAW IN THE MAIL TODAY
Today I got home, opened the full mailbox and pulled out both gaming mags I get(Electronic Gaming Monthly and Nintendo Power). I also pulled out some catalog we hadn't gotten before, as well as some envelopes of no importance to me but presumably some importance to Mom. I flipped through both magazines and....wow, what an experience. I think this is a new record...I have never seen so many frightening people, faces, situations and whatnot in such a short time. Keep in mind I was in no mood to see more freakiness...I had just come off the bus. Coming home from college I have to pass through a transit center and stay there for more than 15 minutes. Yes, normally you see a lot of weirdos on the bus but this transit center is special because it's right next to a mental help center. Today(and nothing on this page is a lie)I heard this maniacal laughter and it woudn't stop. I turned around to see this bald guy walking out of the clinic and toward his bus. He walked in a straight line, with his head up and laughing loudly for no reason, all the way to the bus, and I don't think he stopped once he was inside. After that was over, I looked the other way and saw a girl chewing on a large maple leaf, starting with the stem. I think she was about 30.
Anyway, some experiences are just so interesting, you have to share them with everyone. You see a lot of weirdos in the magazines too, especially game magazines. Here are the 5 scariest things I've seen today.
I was disappointed there were no Christmas items in the catalog(catalogs ALWAYS have Christmas items). After all, it's almost June...they gotta get cracking here.
MR. GET SICK ALL OVER
THE WONKA WAVE KID
And now, the BEST IMAGE of them all...the CREAM of the scary crop...
#1: PRINCESS PIKABELLECHU!!!
The editors at Nintendo Power seemed to have no problem with the existence of Princess Pikabellechu; in fact they were so proud they printed her right there. They also think(like the rest of Nintendo) that the cable that connects the lucrative Game Boy to the suffering Gamecube is the greatest revolutionary invention since the light bulb. When, in reality, the only way it could be more of a gimmick is if it was endorsed by George Foreman. Maybe it is...
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