You know, I don't think this is that bad an idea. You always hear superheroes angsting about how they have to distance themselves from mortal friends and lovers, else they fall prey to their super-enemies. Why don't superheroes date other superheroes? In fact, why don't their mortal love interests take a bath in toxic waste or something and become super themselves? In comics it ALWAYS results in that--they won't have to worry about tumors or anything. Personally, I'd love to see Lois or MJ or any of the others able to fight on their own for once. What have they got to lose?

This is.....really out of continuity; Superman's powers are solar. As long as there's a yellow sun above him, it shouldn't matter how bad a haircut he gets. And if he needs magic shears to cut his hair, then how does he get it regularly cut? Those things are hard to find. How does he shave even?

This wouldn't be the first or last time Lois was in jail, nor the first time Superman betrayed her, nor the first time she became a baby, an old woman, an orangutan or a cow.

Yeah, no wonder. This explains a lot.

Promises, promises, promises...this is obviously not the actual marriage of Superman and Lois; otherwise the series would have ended right here. DC pulled so many fake-outs it's a wonder there were any fans left. They are TOO robots....

Besides, what if this happened?

What's with Superman's preference for only women whose names begin with "L"? Or do I want to know?

"NO, Lois, you DON'T UNDERSTAND! HE'S GOING TO EXPLODE!!"

It goes without saying, this is my favorite cover of them all. Yes! That's EXACTLY right! The rest of these have just been asinine, but that is a PERFECT reason not to marry Lois!!

Give up, Superman, you're no match for these others. Lois is just out of your league...she's got very discriminating tastes.

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