NEMI VS. NEMI
Lately, "Nemi" has become one of the top search keyphrases that bring people to this site. I was pleased with this -- it meant more people were discovering Nemi, after all! Then, after entering the word into a Tumblr search, I discovered what was really going on.
"Nemi" is a portmanteau for the relationship between Nick Jonas and Demi Lovato.
Actually, I don't even know if there is one -- these aren't reliable sources I'm looking at. These poor tweens probably have no idea who the white chick is that keeps showing up every time they boot up the Internet-capable device of their choice to stare at their crush object. I know now what I must do. I have a mission today! I've already explained Nemi's deal in several past articles, so it's time for a simple comparison. I've placed the most popular images of Norway's most beautiful and unhinged goth next to the most popular images of a washed-up boy band member. Now YOU decide, kids -- which is better?
Nah, don't apologize to me. Oh yeah -- the alternate portmanteau is "Dick."
I think we better do what she says. She has a knife.
Oh please. Nemi wins the "Puppy Dog Eyes" contest EASILY:
She could get a flamethrower from Calvin's mom -- that's how skilled she is at this.
Okay, if I made you squirm in
your seat before.....buckle up for this one:
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