The smart-aleck men of the news played many tricks on Opus in 1984, and in the book "Penguin Dreams and Stranger Things." This wasn't among them.

Yes, this is a strip(it's just one of the very rare ones that was one huge panel). Not included is what I added myself to the page: "Drink Jerseycow Milk: the milk that's so fresh it moos!" I repeat: I was a kid.....

They printed the first one, but not the second. Shame. That's a pretty good impression of Yosemite Sam, minus "Git Ready To Git Filled With Lead"...I don't think he'd say that.

Hee hee.

And now for a bonus!...