|There's this kid on the Internet who calls himself Kane after the guy from "Command and Conquer," or "KaneNODSoviet" as a full name, partly from C&C and partly after his favorite "country" in the whole wide world, Russia. One day he showed up in an Instant Message window and said:
Kane: I MADE A COMIC!!!!
Kane: PUT IT ON YOUR SITE!!!!!!
Peter: Ah really. What's it about?
Kane: HOLD ON ILL SEND IT TO YOU
A minute and a half later an Email showed up....I was wondering just what Kane drew. Now I'm STILL wondering.
|Peter: Uh....what's the joke?
Kane: MY NAME IS IN IT
Kane: AH HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kane: THE MILK MAN
Kane: THREATENING SUPER MONEY MAN
Kane: ITS GOOD
This was obviously no Calvin and Hobbes. It wasn't even worthy of being a Red Meat for cryin' out loud, even if I squinted my eyes. I didn't want to be cruel to Kane, though, so I didn't inform him how bad it was. The next day Kane showed up again.......
Kane: HOLD ON HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE
Sure enough, there was another one......
|No, you're wrong.....Kane is 14 years old. At least he says he is.....
I said I was going to give Kane one last chance to be funny, and then there was a long wait....and he finally came back with the ultimate one.....
|** note: Kane may not have actually sent this one **|
|Peter: Look, you commie.....some people have it and some people don't.
Kane: I CAN MAKE IT FUNNY
Peter: I thought you already did.
Kane: WELL, UH..........I CAN MAKE IT FUNNY
|If you can do better than Kane, then send your cartoons by clicking here!|
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