Here's the deal, folks...awhile back, back when this site was just months old, I teamed up with some guy who called himself Kenobi and someone else, and we made a cheap Geocities Zelda site called Zelda Alley. Zelda Alley was largely a waste of effort except for one thing: my main contribution to the site. Which was the guide to Ocarina of Time I made for it. Since then it's been stored in the walkthrough vaults of several other sites(but not GameFAQS, they don't like me). And it's good reading even if you don't have this game, so follow me if you dare.