From: Rachel the Goron
...people actually thought he was Navi. Mido took a flyswatter
and squished Navi-Link, leaving him dead on the spot. Ruto went
to DBZ Land and wished her fiancee back with the dragon balls,
then came back to Hyrule, only to find Link.....
From: Impossible
With Navi, who after about an hour had finally come saying
"Grr, that stupid Ganon, gave me the wrong directions...
Hey! did you--I CAN'T STAND IT! I shouldn't have said hey---HEY!
LOOK! LISTEN! Umm, where's the Al Gore mask?" Then Ruto
yelled in Link's ear, "HOW COULD YOU HAVE STAYED WITH THAT
STUPID LITTLE BUG!!!!!!!!!!" "HEY! LOOK LISTEN! That's
right girl LISTEN! I am not a bug I am a FAIRY!" Then Ruto
yells back, "Well, I HATE people that think the running man
can be beaten!! Whether or not they're a fairy or named
Ben!!" The 2 get into a fight so Link and Ganon (coming to
say sorry for the bad directions).....
From: PerfectGREG
...both go to funcoland to play a copy of Majora's Mask for the
N64. Ganon loves the game so much link doesnt get to play. Link
is soooooo mad he whips out a deku stick and shoves it up
gannon's poop hole he smashes the display case and runs out of
funcoland to find out that...
From: LinkLover 32
A VERY MAD PERSON WHO BELIEVES THE RUNNING MAN CAN BE BEATEN IS
STANDING
IN FRONT OF HIM. THE ANGRY PERSON GIVES HIM HER MASK AND STOMPS
OFF TO GO
AND YELL AT IMPOSSIBLE.
From: LikeWhoa2000
Then Link finds a mask on the ground, the LikeWhoa! mask. Link
puts it on, and LikeWhoa has enough power for waves of darkness.
Link, or LikeWhoa now, blasts navi away. Good.
From: Turok Frag Hunter
.....Link finds a Turok mask. He puts it on and has every cool
gun ever made. He goes back to Funcoland and blows Ganon a new
orifice. Then, he gets bitten by a zombie from Resident Evil and
turns into Zombie Link, the Mighty Undead Turok. Then, Piccolo
comes from DBZ Land and beats Link's head off. Then Vegeta comes
and fights Piccolo. They end up tearing a hole in the fabric of
space and time, then Marty McFly comes through and runs them all
down with the DeLorean. Then Link wakes up in his little Kokiri
treehouse, and goes "WTF??????!?!?!??"
That's all the nonsense I can sputter for now.
From: Silver Wolf 9000
link then looks up and sees the dragon warrior monsters mask and
turns into terry he then has command of darkdium and rain hawk
and goldslime but they revolt and leave then link is transported
to shukshan middle school where he is ambushed by preps luckily
the rebels come and take out the preps (just so ya know my school
is shukshan and im one of the rebels) they then transform Link
into..........
From: dirtycup
a toilet. Link's new form is excellent! He flushes his enemies
down the toilet, into the temple of Stinkie. but Zelda approaches
yelling, "I have to go to the bathroom!" What will link
do?
From: Saria the sage
He yelled "Hey Zelda look over there!" she turned and
Link jumped out the window and smashed all over. Dr. Green!
"STAT!" yelled Dr. Green and tried to IV Link but he
was all over the place. "What will we do?" cried Nurse
Hathoway when........
From: LikeWhoa2000
Ganon came along. Hey, if Ganondorf can be Ganon, why can't Link
be Li? Well, Link turned into Li, and Ganon and Li had a big ol'
swordfight. The nurse said, "I put my bets on the boy,"
but another man said, "No way! The other one is much
bigger!" Li was doing fine, but then Navi
came along..........
From: LikeWhoa 2000 (later in
the day)
and yelled. I distracted Ganon, and Link cut his head off. The
nurse got a lot of money, and bought a..........
From: Impossible
...convertible, which Link asked for so he could beat the running
man. But when she refused, Link...
From: Rachel the Goron
...shot her down with an Ice Arrow. She froze to death, and
everyone started partying and dancing around the rainbow fire in
Lon Lon Ranch. Then, some weird guy came up to Link and said,
"I am Bagu. Take my letter to river man." Link just
turned around and said, "What the..? What river man? There
is no river man!" He replied with just, "I am Bagu.
Take my letter to river man." Link ran around screaming,
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! He's more annoying than Navi!!"
And speak of the devil, Vegeta came back from DBZ Land and said,
"I believe this belongs to you!" He released Navi.
"Kakarot pitied it and wished it back with the dragon balls,
and I'm sick of it following me around!!" Vegeta left, and
Navi flew over to Link and repeatedly said, "HEY! LOOK!
LISTEN!" while Bagu was still saying, "I am Bagu. Take
my letter to river man." And then Squall came from FF8 Land
and said "........." over and over again. Link was
freaking out enough as it is when the dog from Duck Hunt came and
started laughing at him. Link then had a nervous breakdown, and
Saria and Zelda had to take him to the Hyrule Mental Hospital.
While Link was in his padded room...
(sorry, I was really bored)