"Don't
believe everything you read. I don't anymore. I just look at the
pictures."
--Christina Aguilera
"You've done a nice job
decorating the White House."
--Jessica Simpson, after being introduced to Interior Secretary
Gale Norton
"Everybody thinks I'm
perfect."
--Jessica Simpson again
"Sometimes they hurt my
back. But I have too much fun with them."
--Rapper Li'l Kim on deciding not to have her breast implants
removed
"Kaballah helps you
confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and
never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I
would confront her."
--Paris Hilton
"They're like the Taliban.
They're the vegetarian Taliban."
--Veronica Atkins, wife of the late famed Dr. Atkins, on a
meat-avoiding group of physicians
"When I was president,
every American had access to french fries."
--Bill Clinton
"My album is excellent. It
rocks. It's great. I got arrested nine times making it, it damn
well better be!"
--Courtney Love
"If you've never wanted to
kill your mate, you've never been in love."
--Chris Rock
"My style is impetuous, my
defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart.
I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah."
--Mike Tyson
"It's like, if you only speak English and you're watching Telemundo--that's what CNN is like to me." --P. Diddy
"I like to drive with my
feet. How else could I put my clothes on and do my makeup?"
--Sharon Stone
"It was very uncomfortable
up there on the cross."
--Jim Caviezel on starring in Passion of the Christ
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