First off, let's get out of the way all the redundant links to megapopular sites you probably already know about and don't need reminding of:

GameFAQSPennyArcadeXEntertainmentIGNCinemassacreThatGuyWithTheGlasses
HomestarRunnerComicsCurmudgeonVGCatsTvTropesKotakuDeviantArtWikipedia
YahooGoogleYouTubeFacebookTwitterDiggRedditTheSiteDevotedToYoNoid

There, that's over with. Now we can get down to business, and what links pages should REALLY be about: calling attention to the lesser-known but really great underrated sites out there.

Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe is hilarious and I've plugged it about fifty times....and it no longer updates.

Elf Only Inn is that rare webcomic that actually makes me laugh....and it no longer updates.

Pop Arena is a low-budget X-E alternative that's.....not even online anymore.

Shoot, what a lousy outdated list this is shaping up to be! I need more friends! Maybe that's where you come in. Don't you just hate how all the big boys on the Internet use their links pages exclusively to link to each other? Well, now's your chance to land a permanent link to Platypus Comix. Know this, however: I have high standards and won't accept just anybody. I won't take your Facebook page or your Smackjeeves sprite webcomic you abandoned nine months ago. (It doesn't have to be your creation either -- anything underappreciated will do.) Sending me an E-mail is only half the battle. You must manage to entertain me with what you link to. It must also be Safe For Work. And don't throw a fit if I don't like it.

Today's dirt-eating underdogs are tomorrow's Internet superstars, and theoretically, the day after tomorrow's happily employed people. I've kept this site in isolation for too long and paid the price for it. It's back-scratching time!

NOMINATE A WEBSITE FOR "FRIENDS OF PLATYPUS COMIX"
OR, GO BACK THE WAY YOU CAME