Oh-oh, here we go HEAVY METAL ANGEL!!! You thought there would be only four, but now there's a fifth! It's time once again to see what the largest bookstore in the country throws out! I don't know how many there'll be. Depends on how long we have a Powell's Books. If you care about keeping an immense Portland landmark safe for generations ahead of you to enjoy.....BURN YOUR ELECTRONIC ABOMINATIONS NOW.

But before we begin, I have a special message for Jim Alvin.

Dear Jim Alvin:

Is this Jim Alvin, Presbyterian, who lives on Maypole Drive? Jim Alvin, teacher at a school for the blind for 30 years?

Jim Alvin who published an educational book in 1980 entitled "This Is Your Body"?

Jim Alvin, who organizes nudist family swimming lessons?

Next time you donate to a charity, Mr. Alvin, don't just pile a bunch of stuff from your attic into a box without looking at it and leave the sorting to us. Now there is nothing about you I don't know.

P.S. How was "Accolade's Comics" for the Commodore 64? I have your packaging for that game. And one of your children's drawings.

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It's called "ELECTRIC MUD." And honestly, I can't think of any other way to describe it.

If there was electric mud, that's what it'd look like, yup. The entire book is filled with this kind of abstract art. Nothing else.

Scary thing. So...was there a Non-Cartoon Edition before this one, and Furey decided there had to be an alternate book for people who preferred cartoons? This is pretty strange even without that addition.

Your well-tanned Mr. Clean here instructs you in squat-tastic workouts best pulled off with the shades drawn, like "Bear Crawling" above.

One of the more bizarre exercises, "Wheelbarrow Walking," requires a second person. Good luck with that.

Something tells me Isaac Asimov would have really been into LOLcats.

Wow! Um.......THANKS! But where are I and III?

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