I originally drew this on some hotel guestbook in 2000, and rather elaborately too...I was waiting for my parents to finish packing and they took forever. It's impossible to get the original, and the original had better questions...but the monkey quandary here is new.
In the original, Link said things like "Hey, don't you get CABLE in your room?? Why are you even here??" and "Zelda makes a great quiche!" I thought those things wouldn't work here, though...the "prize" for winning the game was an Izzy's Pizza(because they rock).