Also known by its revised name, A Super Totally Delicate Matter.
Please Don't Hit Me Mom --
January 19, 1983
Uhh, I don't think I can joke about this one....this is a job for
Sarah Silverman.
The Woman Who Willed a Miracle
-- February 9, 1983
Ready for this one? A
#1 Blind,
#2 Mentally Retarded,
#3 Abandoned Baby
#4 With Cerebral Palsy, is left in the care of a
#5 Lonely Old Lady, who struggles to keep him alive.
Count 'em--FIVE! Five dollar! Five dollar footlooongs!
Have You Ever Been Ashamed of
Your Parents? -- March 16, 1983
Well, have you?
The two girls in this special didn't have much reason to be: the
only difference between their families is that one is rich and
the other is middle class. Being rich is like catching the plague
in these things.
But It's Not My Fault -- March
22, 1983
A 16-year-old boy ends up in juvenile hall after trying to
"prove" himself to his peers.
It was TOO your fault...
The Wave -- March 30, 1983
This is supposed to be one of the more infamous Afterschool
Specials, so I wish I knew more about it other than it
"deals with fascism."